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    18 Flirty Jokes That Prove That Scots Have All The Best Lines

    "Ken what this kilt is made of? Boyfriend material." H/T Evening Times.

    1. Who doesn't love a frisky, biscuit-based pun?

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    2. For when you're looking to dispel any myths about Nessie's existence:

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    3. Or you just want to let someone know how much they mean to you:

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    4. Perhaps you're interested in establishing their ancestry:

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    5. Wearing a kilt is basically a chat-up line in itself:

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    6. Complimenting a woman on the hours she's put in down the salon is always a winner:

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    7. It wouldn't be Scotland without a mention of the bagpipes:

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    8. Who says romance is dead?

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    9. One for the more environmentally conscious:

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    10. If you're feeling really brave:

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    11. Answering the question on everyone's mind.

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    12. Poetry that Burns himself would be proud of.

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    13. Looking to set up one of your mates?

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    14. If you're not one for small talk.

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    15. It's impossible not to be wooed.

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    16. There's nothing better than when someone notices all the hours you've been putting in working on your physique.

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    17. One for the sports fans (well, the Celtic fans anyway).

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    18. And finally, if you're looking for a more long-term commitment.

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