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24 Problems You Only Have If You Live In Scotland

Torrential rain in July, blistering heat in September. Fàilte gu Alba.

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1. When the list of nearest stores for you to collect something from could not be any less convenient.

"Oh aye, I'll just nip across to Belfast for it, nae danger."
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"Oh aye, I'll just nip across to Belfast for it, nae danger."

2. The fact that there are still no plug sockets on ScotRail trains.

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3. Ceilidh arms.

Suffering from severe ceilidh arms today. Ouch. #ScottishProblems

It's fun at the time, but the next day your arms are good for nothing.

4. When there's a TV show on you want to watch, but it turns out it's only on BBC Two England.

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5. Being the only person you know who didn't get tickets to see Kevin Bridges at the Hydro.

6. Having to make sure you're always stocked up on suncream no matter what time of year it is.

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Sunburnt in April? Obviously.

7. Autocorrect not having a Scottish dictionary.

Right autocorrect I know what I fucking mean #ScottishProblems

If you correct "aye" to "ate" one more time, you're getting flushed.

8. Doing your supermarket shop before the crowds, but realising it's only 9:15am and you can't buy booze.

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Damn you, licensing laws.

9. Confusion around Christmas time as to what constitutes a mince pie.

Was feeling festive, so I went to @GreggsOfficial and asked for a mince pie... #scottishproblems #gutted

10. Winter seriously messing up your body clock.

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Oh good, it's pitch dark at 3pm.

11. Being lied to by weather presenters.

Getting all excited when they say it will be sunny in the north before realising they mean the north of England, and Scotland will be rainy. Again.

12. And having to dress for four different seasons in one day.

Sandals and scarf combo because its minging now and 18 degrees later... #scottishproblems

Carry your coat around for most of the day, or brave the cold later on?

13. Having to go back to school in August.

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Because the Scottish government hates children.

14. Getting toasted coconut EVERYWHERE when you eat a Caramel Log.

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And having to weigh up whether you think the deliciousness is worth it.

15. Being defined by your sausage choices.


Link or square: Which one are you?

16. Getting dinghied by your favourite musician.

when celebs go on a UK tour but leave out scotland... Like helloooo were part of the uk too #scottishproblems

They go on tour, but the most northerly venue on the list is Sheffield. *Eye roll*

17. Golf traffic.

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Ryder Cup happening nearby? Good luck getting anywhere today.

18. Getting your kilt bags mixed up.

I think this falls under "#scottishproblems"

19. Sports matches you want to watch only being available on BBC Alba.

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Totally would've chosen Gaelic over Spanish at school if it had even been a option.

20. Not having a national flag emoji.

It's an insult that Alexander Graham Bell- a Scot- invented the telephone yet Apple won't give us a Scotland flag emoji. Just this shite 🇬🇧

At least there's a North Korean one though.

21. Waking up in winter to find the glass of water beside your bed has frozen.

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Note to self: Move to Australia.

22. Getting confused between TITP and TTIP.

Fuck sake. If you don't like T in the Park, don't go, it's as simple as that.

Who's headlining the Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership this year?

24. And finally, when they close the Forth Road Bridge.

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