1. Looking for a holiday destination? Don't even consider Dumfries and Galloway. Pietrowsky78 / Getty Images Mull of Galloway Lighthouse. 2. Honestly, it's nothing special. Flickr: lezzles The village of Kippford. 3. There are almost no decent sea views. Thinkstock / KAppleyard Portpatrick harbour at dusk. 4. In fact, most of the views are horrifying, tbh. Flickr: freefoto Galloway Forest Park. 5. I mean, just look at it. Thinkstock / DavidCPhotography Clatteringshaws Loch. 6. There's absolutely nothing of historic interest here. commons.wikimedia.org / Creative Commons Drumlanrig Castle, Thornhill. 7. Nothing at all. Flickr: bethmoon527 Sweetheart Abbey, New Abbey. 8. If anything, there are probably too many castles. Flickr: joanna_young Threave Castle, Castle Douglas. 9. YUCK. Flickr: bobthelomond / C Dunskey Castle, Portpatrick. 10. Get out of my face, you stone monstrosity. Thinkstock / rogerpilkington Caerlaverock Castle, Dumfries. 11. If only there were some links to famous Scots, it might be OK. Flickr: remedy451 / Creative Commons Robbie Burns' House, Dumfries. 12. Sadly, no one famous comes from Dumfries and Galloway. Flickr: rarvesen Calvin Harris performing in Austin, Texas. 13. The towns are visually offensive. Thinkstock / Cloud77 Houses and boats in Kirkcudbright. 14. Just revolting. Thinkstock / StockSolutions Devorgilla Bridge over the River Nith, Dumfries. 15. You'll struggle to find somewhere decent to eat. Facebook: gallowayburger Galloway Burger, Gatehouse of Fleet. 16. I mean, who's even interested in award-winning fish-and-chip shops? Facebook: Moores-Fish-Chips / Via Facebook.com Moore's Fish & Chips, Castle Douglas. 17. And towns that are famed for their sweet produce. Flickr: noodlepie / Creative Commons The Moffat Toffee Shop. 18. You'll struggle to find well crafted, locally made beverages. annandaledistillery.com Annandale Distillery, Annan. 19. There's absolutely nothing to do here either. Ross Gilmore / Getty / Via Facebook.com The Wickerman Festival, Dundrennan. 20. Nothing at all. Flickr: pathlost / Creative Commons The Kirkcudbright Tattoo. 21. Seriously, if you're looking for excitement, you should head elsewhere. lagganoutdoor.co.uk The human slingshot at Laggan Outdoor. Watch the video of how it works here. 22. I mean, yawn. Facebook: DinoParkatHetland / Via Facebook.com Dino Park, Carrutherstown. 23. Culture is practically non-existent. Flickr: conner395 / Creative Commons Massed pipe bands at the British Pipe Band Championships in Annan. 24. As is the selection of wildlife that you might be able to spot. Flickr: gideonc / Creative Commons An otter at Dormont Lake. 25. And there's absolutely nothing educational here either. Flickr: lizsmith The Devil's Porridge museum at Eastriggs. 26. It's just so boring. Flickr: bobsfever / Creative Commons Dumfries Agricultural Show. 27. There's no chance of seeing exotic plants in the region. Flickr: 27718315@N02 Port Logan Botanic Gardens. 28. And no peace and quiet either; it's so densely populated. Flickr: bobsfever The road to Grey Mare's Tail nature reserve, Moffat. 29. There are people EVERYWHERE. Flickr: jonnyb558 / Creative Commons The Isle of Whithorn peninsula. 30. Being able to see the aurora sucks. Flickr: jixxer / Creative Commons Drummore. 31. But it's OK, because you can barely see the night sky at all. Thinkstock / GOLF3530 The aurora and Milky Way over Galloway Forest Dark Sky Park. 32. If sport's your thing, you're out of luck. Flickr: bobsfever / Creative Commons RSAC Scottish Rally, Heathhall, Dumfries. 33. Especially mountain biking. There's nothing for you here. Flickr: julesn 7Stanes at Kirroughtree. 34. It's truly baffling that anyone would want to come on holiday here. Thinkstock / creativenaturemedia Barend Holiday Village, Loch and Lodges. 35. Because it really is gross. Flickr: bethmoon527 / Via flickr.com The view from Rockcliffe beach. 36. There's absolutely no way you'd want to be roped into visiting. Flickr: johnspooner / Via flickr.com View of the Cairnsmore of Fleet from the Fell of Barhullion. 37. In short, you should never, ever come here. Mike63 / Getty Images You'll just be disappointed.