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Looking for a holiday destination? Don't even consider Dumfries and Galloway.
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Honestly, it's nothing special.
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There are almost no decent sea views.
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In fact, most of the views are horrifying, tbh.
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I mean, just look at it.
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There's absolutely nothing of historic interest here.
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If anything, there are probably too many castles.
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Get out of my face, you stone monstrosity.
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If only there were some links to famous Scots, it might be OK.
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Sadly, no one famous comes from Dumfries and Galloway.
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The towns are visually offensive.
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You'll struggle to find somewhere decent to eat.
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I mean, who's even interested in award-winning fish-and-chip shops?
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And towns that are famed for their sweet produce.
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You'll struggle to find well crafted, locally made beverages.
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There's absolutely nothing to do here either.
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Seriously, if you're looking for excitement, you should head elsewhere.
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Culture is practically non-existent.
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As is the selection of wildlife that you might be able to spot.
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And there's absolutely nothing educational here either.
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There's no chance of seeing exotic plants in the region.
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And no peace and quiet either; it's so densely populated.
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There are people EVERYWHERE.
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Being able to see the aurora sucks.
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But it's OK, because you can barely see the night sky at all.
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If sport's your thing, you're out of luck.
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Especially mountain biking. There's nothing for you here.
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It's truly baffling that anyone would want to come on holiday here.
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Because it really is gross.
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There's absolutely no way you'd want to be roped into visiting.
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In short, you should never, ever come here.
