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    3 Of The Most Politically Incorrect ECards I Could Find

    Heaps of my friends share images of these ECards on Facebook, so I figured it was time to share the most sexist ones I could find. Always good for a laugh, and hopefully they won't upset too many people!

    1. I think I've swallowed enough of your DNA to be considered Jewish

    2. I only swallow because there is no other equally time saving method of post-intercourse clean up.

    3. Having the same STD is a sign we should be together.