If they don’t drink beer, don’t trust em!
If they own more than 3 pairs of Uggs…don’t trust em!
If they travel in packs of 3 or more, DON’T TRUST EM.
If they use any of the terminology “Legit, Tots, or YOLO” don’t trust em!
If they drink Pumpkin Spice lattes, don’t trust em!
If they own a dog weighing less than 5 pounds, don’t trust em!
If they own Laguna Beach, The Hills, or any fake reality show, don’t trust em! (Also, if they think any of these shows are real, thats not a good sign either)
If they have a different “BFF” every month, don’t trust em…stupid.
If they know every word to “I’m A Barbie Girl”.. don’t trust em!
Finally, If they take “selfies” while driving a car, or operating any heavy machinery for that matter, Do Not Trust Em.
- Donald Trump's likely pick for labor secretary is a high-profile critic of the push to raise the federal minimum wage.
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