Russell Brand & Jonah Hill @ ‘Greek’ London Photocall

Russell Brand and Jonah Hill attended the London, England photo call of Get Him To The Greek at Potter’s Field along with some hot babes in bikinis. While Russell was in the U.K. fiancee Katy Perry was in Toronto appearing on the Much Music Video Awards where she threw ice cream cones to the audience. A sweet gesture but not so practical, yes? Do you see the girl to Russell’s right? She’s gorgeous with a smoking hot body, isn’t she? He looks a little too enamoured with her but that’s okay he can look, he just can’t fondle the merchandise. If I were Katy I would have some kind of a heat sensor placed in his penis. I’d say a camera, but I don’t think so because then you would have way too much video footage to watch. But a heat sensor is ideal. I’m sure there is an Apple App for it that will set off an alarm when it gets to a certain temperature. And by certain temperature I’m talking penetration. But you knew that, right? Pictures after the break

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