1. A cat groomer so your lil' stinky baby can groom and (hopefully) brush their loose hair off themselves for once. Plus, you can fill it with catnip to attract them to it! 😻
2. A scalp massager that'll help stimulate blood flow to your head, provide some *much-needed* deep cleaning and exfoliation, and if that's not enough, it'll relax your scalp muscles and relieve stress. Basically, this should be mandatory in every household.
3. Miracle-Gro plant food spikes for when you've always wanted a green thumb, but just need a *little* bit of help...for your plant's sake. Just stick these babies into your plant pot every few weeks to keep your plant friends alive and healthy!
4. A jewelry cleaning pen, because you'd be surprised at how dingy your jewelry actually is. It's time to let your ring 🎵 shine bright like a (literal) diamond 🎵.
5. A pumice cleaning stone that'll remove stains, hard-water rings, limescale, and rust buildup on even the ickiest of toilets.
6. A pet hair broom and squeegee to make your jaw drop when you see just how much hair your little rascal has been shedding into the grasps of your rug's fibers. There is a rake side and a squeegee side, which both effectively do the deed.
7. A trash can that hooks to the gearshift so you don't have to take too much time picking up all the clutter you drop around the passenger seat floor — it'll all be in the bag!
8. A brush shampoo because you use your brushes every day and your face deserves clean products. Bonus: It's cruelty-free *and* vegan!
9. A carpet stain remover spray that I'm convinced is actually just a bottle of magic. This has been able to get even the oldest stains out of our carpets.
10. A drain snake so you can unclog your tub drain and stop standing in rising water pretending you're recreating the Titanic, but very slowly. Simply ~snake~ this tool down the drain and when you pull it back up, it will have grabbed all the hair and it's...it's gross.
11. Conversation cards to help couples get closer and learn more about each other. Many reviewers have noted how the cards have strengthened their relationship by allowing them to work on their communication skills and you can never have too much of that!
12. A pack of washing machine cleaner tablets, because how will your clothes get clean if they're being washed in a dirty machine? *Spoilet alert* You can't.
13. A tissue holder so when that sad song on your "Commuting Essentials" playlist plays, you're ready for it.
14. A compression therapy eye mask designed to reduce headaches, migraines, *and* eyestrain so you wake up feeling oh-so-refreshed.
15. A set of cable clips that'll finally detangle that mess of cables you've been dealing with but can't seem to keep apart. Plus, you'll look super organized and put together, two things no one can ever call me, even with these.
16. A foot file that'll leave your feet looking (and feeling!) like you just float everywhere, keeping them silky smooth at all times.
17. A compact cold brew maker because you're spending way too much $$$ for your daily coffee (it's me) when you could just be making it right at home.
18. A multi-purpose cleaner that'll clean your stove so well, you might actually want to cook something. Or let's just order in, no big deal.
19. A set of packing cubes that'll make packing for impromptu weekend trips or even putting away your summer clothes SO much simpler.
20. A genius T-shirt roll holder to create some storage where you'd least expect it while simultaneously giving you a neat way to display your favorite tees.
21. A ~wildly popular~ purple shampoo to help prevent your platinum blonde hair from getting prematurely brassy in-between salon visits. Bonus: you can schedule your appointments further apart, saving you $$$!
22. A pack of reusable grocery bags so you can do your part at saving the planet *and* finally clean out the cabinet in the kitchen that's completely stuffed with plastic bags. We all have one.
23. A RFID-blocking travel wallet to keep your IDs, credit cards, and cash securely organized and tucked away so you don't have to panic-rummage through your bag anymore.
24. An adjustable wobble stool so you can replace your office chair and rock around while sitting (perfect for my fidgety movements, honestly) You can even adjust it to a near-standing angle — the possibilities seem endless *and* you'll be more focused at work!
25. A honeycomb organizer that'll save SO much time in the morning when you're getting ready by showing you exactly what you need, when you need it.
26. An eyeliner stamp to save you time and tears in the morning by creating the perfect wing every single time. No more 2003 *emo eyeliner* for you!
27. Nonstick oven liners to prevent any spills from burning up and sticking to the bottom. Julia Child would probably approve of this.
28. A cabinet door organizer so you can finally have the perfect place to store your plastic wraps, cutting boards, and anything that's awkwardly shaped.
29. And finally, Glisten Disposer Cleaner to eliminate any stinky odors coming from your drain and scrub away tough gunk from the walls and blades with a mesmerizing foaming solution.
You, watching the foam rise from your sink disposer as it gets cleaned.
