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The Inescapable Agony Of Watching Fake-Ass Bollywood Guitar-Playing As A Guitarist

Share if you know what it's like to feel your fingers bleed at guitar class, and then feel your eyes bleed when you watch Bollywood actors do this FUCKING WHATEVER THE FUCK IT IS.

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So here's a thing: I love Bollywood. I love the films, the music, everything. Even with its very problematic bits, I have embraced Bollywood. But there are some things that just don't let me forgive this industry...

The sheer injustice of Bollywood actors NOT EVEN TRYING to look like they're playing a musical instrument.

Yash Raj Films

You know damn well you have no idea WTF you're doing with that mandolin, Shah Rukh.


But you know what? I'll forgive you because this was several decades ago. However, I will NOT FORGIVE the modern-day abuse of unplugged electric guitars, Hrithik.

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I love "Ek Pal Ka Jeena" until Hrithik comes in with that fake-ass solo on an UNPLUGGED electric guitar. SHAMELESS.


And this industry-wide assault of musicians isn't restricted to guitars, no.



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