1. Using these horrible facial stickers.
2. Plastering braids with these coloured beads.
3. Wearing coloured sunglasses that were 0% useful for protecting your eyes from the sun.
4. Getting super matchy-matchy. Never forget the ginormous flower necklace.
Channeling straight up Teletubbies sun.
5. Tying your hair in ponytail horns.
This is the kind of hairstyle that should have remained in the remains in a peppy Karisma-Govinda number and should not have escaped but life is not ideal and it did escape.
6. Buying horrid bell bottoms in all colours.
7. Wearing the worst fusion of desi clothing of known human history.
8. Does this image of butterfly clips ring a bell?
9. Offered without comment.
10. Putting on overly faded denim skirts. Ever.
11. Outlining the absolute sh8 out of your frosted, silvery-nude Raveena lips.
12. Wearing 20 different items of clothing at one point, 4 of which were arm and leg warmers.
Striped everything. Necktie everything. Glitter tattoo, check.
13. Feeling so s0 c00L with whatever the fuck these hats were.
14. THIS HAT.
15. Look complete with your finest laced-up jeans.
16. And your transparent bag, exposing all your wild accessory and make-up stash.
17. For no apparent reason, ruining our otherwise decent-ish look with these HORRIBLE unlooped pastel belts.
18. Special solidarity shout-out for you if you own any footwear shaped like this.
LONG TOE OF FASHION FAUX PASSERY.
19. Having clothes with terrifying necklines.
20. Weighing your earlobes down with massive hoop earrings.
21. And getting these flare-collared shirts stitched ON PURPOSE.
Dishonourable mentions: Glitter tattoos, body henna, choker necklaces, wooden sandals, velvet and corduroy pants, silver and gold emblazoned T-shirts.