15 Scrumptious Reasons The Chicken Did Not Cross The Road

    And, boy, are we glad it didn't.

    1. It decided to swim in deliciousness and become butter chicken.

    2. Or chose a less buttery option and became chicken chettinad.

    3. It preferred becoming a fiery barbecued tikka.

    4. Maybe it became one with some spiced aloos in a steaming plate of chicken biryani.

    5. Or maintained its individuality by being the show stealer in tandoori biryani.

    6. Perhaps it went to sleep in a blanket of paratha in a chicken kathi roll.

    7. Or sought shelter in a spicy dosa.

    8. Or pursued the malai boti path.

    9. It may have wrapped itself around a skewer and become a reshmi kebab too.

    10. Or rolled in a hot wok with some tomatoes and green chillies to become chicken kadhai.

    11. What if it did a 180 to become chicken 65?

    12. Or chose to be stuffed in a crisp samosa and become a snack?

    13. It probably took a trip to Goa and became sinfully aromatic chicken xacuti.

    14. Or went Indo-Chinese with chilli chicken.

    15. Or time-travelled to the Mughal era by being a part of hot korma.

    Rest assured, the chicken did NOT cross the road in India.

    H/t @prat157.