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Sanjeev Kapoor to women getting a tan at the beach: "Ab aap doosri taraf palat lein. Accha sa golden brown colour aa jayega."
2.
3 stages of life of Sanjeev Kapoor: 1) Janam 2) Namak Swaad Anusaar 3) Maut
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Wife: Dekho baarish ho rahi hai. Sanjeev Kapoor: Haan bana raha hoon pakode.
4.
Imagine Sanjeev Kapoor making Powerpuff girls. Ek chutki cheeni, mirchi sab kuch acha aur namak swaad anusar. Last mien Chemical X.
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Sanjeev Kapoor: Darling dekho tv pe kya aa raha hai. Wife: Tum phir kitchen se bahar aa gaye?
6.
Girl: "Talk dirty to me..." Sanjeev Kapoor: "Ek bareek tukdon mein kata karela lein. Mixie mein daalein, aur usme daalein do kacche ande"
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Wife : Bahut acche lag rahe ho ye kapdo me. Kaise select kiye ye kapde?Sanjeev kapoor : Swag Anushar.
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*Sanjeev Kapoor drinking water* "Wah kya swaad hai, muuh mein paani aa gaya..."
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"Pls ab bas bhi karo, aur mat pakao" ~ Sanjeev Kapoor's wife.
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Sanjeev kapoor- Ye reshmi Zulfein Ye sharbati akhein Wife-So romantic SK- Nahi ye aaj ka Dinner menu hai Wife-Kya? Sk- Noodles with Red wine
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Breaking : "AAP ne Delhi ki halat Khasta kar di" Sanjeev Kapoor: Thodi kurkuri bhi karte to aur swaad aata.
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Teacher: "Okay kids, what are the three magic words?" Sanjeev Kapoor : *raises hand* Teacher: "Yes" Sanjeev Kapoor: "Namak swaad anusaar"
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"Revenge is a dish best served Svaad Anusaar"~ Sanjeev Kapoor
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Wife ~ mere pyar ka ras zara chakhna, oh makhna. Sanjeev kapoor ~ thodi cheeni jyada hai, try sugarfree natura. Wife ~ madar....
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Wife: "Moisturizer khatam ho gaya hai. Mere hands itne dry feel kar rahe hain..." Sanjeev Kapoor: "Paani mein over night bhigoh ke rakhein"