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When people flood your Facebook timeline with their newborns' photos.
2.
When that massive stubborn zit shows up on your nose in the morning.
3.
When someone asks "How's it going?" and you're on your period.
4.
When the garlic bread arrives with your pizza.
5.
When you're covered in pizza crust crumbs with no regrets.
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When you're trying to reach the world count on an essay.
7.
When you decide to go on a boyfriend hunt.
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When you realise someone looks TOTALLY different from their Tinder pic.
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When you're taking a leak and start having philosophical thoughts.
10.
When you're telling a joke and realise it was only funny in your head.
11.
When you care for animals too much.
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When you get the umpteenth Candy Crush request.
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When you no longer have friends because of your puns.
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When your internet conks out and you start losing your mind.
15.
When you finally understand one maths chapter.
16.
When you're still in grade five.
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And when you hit the blunt too hard.