16 Hindi And English Hybrid Words You Really Need In Your Life

Bitchara (noun): Someone who pretends to be innocent and helpless but is really a cunning, malignant fox.

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Example:

Aditya: "I love chai so much

Mira: "Same."

Aditya: "Like, you could say I'm a total chaivinist."

Mira: Leave this building right now.

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Example:

Priya: "Why don't you go out with Rohan?"

Sarah: "I'm too cute. Rohan's sooo ugly, ew."

Priya: "Sarah, you can be such a monumental kutie sometimes, SMH."

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Example:

Muna: "Petrichor is such a romantic scent. Total turn-on."

Shrishti: "I know, right? I'm a petrichod myself LOLOLOL."

Muna: "This friendship is over."

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Example:

Ali: "Why is Saleem trying to play victim after I called him out on his racism?"

Mihir: "LOL he's being a bitchara."

Ali: "Mihir, this is serious and I will block and delete you from real life if you don't stop punning."

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Example:

Perizad: "Just logged off Twitter because I made the mistake of tweeting against Salman Khan."

Sana: "Anyone who has studied Bhailogy would never make that mistake."

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Example:

Raj: "Hey, let's try to roll our weed in a tobacco leaf just so we can call it a weedi."

Nihal: "Worth it, even if I end up at the hospital, TBH."

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Example:

Arvind: "Hey, can you read my blog please? Would love your feedback. :)"

Rakshita: "WTF, Arvind, this is almost my blog copy-pasted, you goddamned nakkal-head."

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Example:

Mehak: "Hey hey hey, what's the best quality of Lame Pun Racoon?"

Hardik: "He has a lot of SAMAR-PUN???"

Mehak: "This is why I said yes to your rishta."

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Example:

Salim: "Yaar, Ritesh is so freaking good at maths."

Rajib: "Sure, but he's a para-chut."

Ritesh: "I'm sitting right here, you inconsiderate asshole."

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Example:

Cop: "Stop right there! Your eyes are glassy and red."

Kunal *raises eyebrow*: "What's the officer, problem?"

Cop: "Here's a ticket because you have fiiiine written all over you, ya charasmatic bastard."

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Example:

Aunty 1: "What does your son do?"

Aunty 2: "He's a muthra visurgeon in Delhi."

Aunty 1: "Hmm. We can just walk out of here and pretend this rishta talk never happened."

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Example:

Huma: "I put the 'i' in 'gorgious'"

Megha: "There is no 'i' in 'gorgeous'. You're so sunderp."

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Example:

Palkhi: "Hey, how's your PhD going? Are you BSing your reports again?"

Arun: "Yup. Bullshitting all the way. Just submitted my hypottysis."

Palhi: "What have I done to deserve this conversation."

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Example:

Raji: "So I went to see my cousins in India..."

Priyanka: "Uh-oh. Did their perfect upbringing san-scar you, babe?"

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Example:

Farah: "UGGGGHH MY MAUSI IS HERE."

Myra: "Hey hey hey, do you need some Dettol to put on your auntyseptic? ;D"

Farah: "Maybe I shouldn't have invited you to this dinner after all."

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Example:

Sania: "Aww, your baby is very cute."

Asifa: "SAY MASHAL-AWWW"

Sania: "Maybe if you posted under a hundred pictures of him on Facebook per day, I would have."