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17 Reasons Being In A Long Distance Relationship Absolutely Rocks

I love having no intimacy and human touch and who needs kisses and cuddling haha this is amazing I haven't had sex in 6 months woo go me.

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1. You never have to care about shaving.

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Ha ha ha imagine. Imagine not ever shaving, wow. Because you needn't rub your legs against another warm, loving human body at night, and that feels great, right? You won't have to do it! :)


8. And let's not even GO to the whole wanting to kiss someone bit, eeewwww.

What kind of a person longs to kiss someone who is thousands of miles away? Also, ew, romance and sexiness. Gross. Haha. You're lucky you're far away.


11. Watching a movie alone is the best, obviously. No one's going to disturb you.

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....with surprise kisses or spooning or snacks or anything. That just distracts you from fully appreciating cinematic art.

12. You don't have to go through the trouble of introducing someone to your family and friends.

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Who needs the people you love to meet other people you love? Who needs to feel like the most special person in a room? WHO NEEDS FAMILIAL ACCEPTANCE AND ADORATION. NOT YOU, THAT'S FOR SURE.


15. Going on a long drive on a beautiful weekend would be a risk, so it's better left not done.

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Imagine how distracted you could get if you drove with your partner, because – HELLO – feelings?! This could potentially cause an accident and kill you. And anyway, there's nothing appealing about holding hands on the gear and watching the sun rise and the breeze in your hair hahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa who wants that anyway ew.

16. All the couples around you have real life fights because they see each other all the time.

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Who needs THAT kinda drama in their lives? SMH, it's so much better to be miles away where no small arguments can spice up your non-existent sex life.

17. Besides, couples that walk together being all perfect look stupid as fuck anyway. / Via Collins Avenue Productions

Especially around the holidays. You look like idiots. Thank god I'm not you. I am happy with this bag of Cheetos and this leopard print snuggie.