21 People Who Prove Indians Are The Calmest, Most Relaxed Cricket-Watchers

    Totes chilled out. (NSFW language. Like, the censor board would have a heart attack.)

    1. Breathing in.

    MAXWELL KAHAN KA KHALIFA HAI BHENCHOD. OUT OUT OUT

    2. Breathing out.

    NOT OUT YOU CHUTIYA WATSON BHENCHOD GO FUCK A KANGAROO YOU CHEATER COCK

    3. Being polite.

    WOW, ASSHOLES. FUCK OFF TWATTO #indvsaus

    4. Ha ha everything is ok.

    Hey #MitchellStarc - FUCK YOU #IndvsAus

    5. Not annoyed at all.

    Commentators please shut the fuck up. #IndvsAus

    6. So calm.

    7. Doing light yoga at this point.

    8. Able to keep composure.

    FRAAAAAAAACCKKKKKNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    9. And form comprehensible sentences.

    10. Ha..... Haha. :)

    MARK TAYLOR CHOR BHENCHOD SAALE KAM SE KAM COMMENTARY MAIN TO JHOOT MAT BOL #INDvAUS

    11. All is cool.

    That's it. Match is fixed. VIRAT LEFT THE CATCH. FUCK #IndvsAus

    12. *Stretching out of excessive relaxation*

    HARAMI SALE BHEN KE TAKKE KAL EXAM HAI MERA BC JEET JAO BHENCHOD #IndvsAus

    13. Not even passive aggressive.

    Have sprinkled cow urine on the TV.

    14. Sipping warm cocoa.

    BHENCHOD IM A SHARMA AND ROHIT SHARMA NE MERA NAAM DUBA DIA #AUSvIND

    15. Hopeful, TBH.

    IT'S DONE WE'RE SCREWED BYE WORLD #IndvsAus

    16. Anger ain't a problem.

    17. Calm...

    BC tumhara baap aya hai ab khel ne #Virat #AusvsInd

    18. Cool as an icicle.

    You FUCKER AUSTRALIA THIS IS A GENTLEMAN'S GAME. Samjhe bhenchodo #sledging #raina #indvsaus #cwc2015

    19. Temper not through the roof at all.

    STARC JAISE CHUTIYO KO IPL ME LENA HI NAHI BHENCHOD 😡😡😡 #IndvsAus

    20. It's a happy day.

    21. All is well.

    BANDH KARO TV BHENCHOD. #IndvsAus #WC2015

    With a team so good (undefeated to the semis!), of course the fans are loyal. That cup will be India's in 2019.