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21 People Who Prove Indians Are The Calmest, Most Relaxed Cricket-Watchers

Totes chilled out. (NSFW language. Like, the censor board would have a heart attack.)

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1. Breathing in.

MAXWELL KAHAN KA KHALIFA HAI BHENCHOD. OUT OUT OUT

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2. Breathing out.

NOT OUT YOU CHUTIYA WATSON BHENCHOD GO FUCK A KANGAROO YOU CHEATER COCK

3. Being polite.

WOW, ASSHOLES. FUCK OFF TWATTO #indvsaus

4. Ha ha everything is ok.

Hey #MitchellStarc - FUCK YOU #IndvsAus

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5. Not annoyed at all.

Commentators please shut the fuck up. #IndvsAus

6. So calm.

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7. Doing light yoga at this point.

8. Able to keep composure.

FRAAAAAAAACCKKKKKNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

9. And form comprehensible sentences.

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10. Ha..... Haha. :)

MARK TAYLOR CHOR BHENCHOD SAALE KAM SE KAM COMMENTARY MAIN TO JHOOT MAT BOL #INDvAUS

11. All is cool.

That's it. Match is fixed. VIRAT LEFT THE CATCH. FUCK #IndvsAus

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12. *Stretching out of excessive relaxation*

HARAMI SALE BHEN KE TAKKE KAL EXAM HAI MERA BC JEET JAO BHENCHOD #IndvsAus

13. Not even passive aggressive.

Have sprinkled cow urine on the TV.

14. Sipping warm cocoa.

BHENCHOD IM A SHARMA AND ROHIT SHARMA NE MERA NAAM DUBA DIA #AUSvIND

15. Hopeful, TBH.

IT'S DONE WE'RE SCREWED BYE WORLD #IndvsAus

16. Anger ain't a problem.

17. Calm...

BC tumhara baap aya hai ab khel ne #Virat #AusvsInd

18. Cool as an icicle.

You FUCKER AUSTRALIA THIS IS A GENTLEMAN'S GAME. Samjhe bhenchodo #sledging #raina #indvsaus #cwc2015

19. Temper not through the roof at all.

STARC JAISE CHUTIYO KO IPL ME LENA HI NAHI BHENCHOD 😡😡😡 #IndvsAus

20. It's a happy day.

21. All is well.

BANDH KARO TV BHENCHOD. #IndvsAus #WC2015

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