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    15 Gifts For Anyone Who Loves To Swear

    Your potty-mouthed pals deserve some holiday love, too.

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    1. A recipe book that'll answer the age-old daily question: What The F🍽🍽k Should I Make For Dinner? If you're looking for a gift for someone who loves swearing AND cooking, it probably doesn't get better than this gem. It has a 4.4-star rating!

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    Reviewers said the book is not only hilarious, the recipes in it are delicious, too! And most of them bought it as a gift.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $14.06 (hardcover). Also available on Kindle.

    2. Some super funny socks that'll go with their personality like cheese goes with wine. They won't want to put shoes on!

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    Reviewers say they receive lots of compliments on these soft socks, and that they’re a cute little touch to make boring meetings bearable.

    Get a pair on Amazon Canada for $12.47+. Available in 28 designs.

    3. Or a set of very straightforward socks, so they can non-verbally communicate that they don't want to be bothered right now.

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    Get them on Amazon Canada for $8.98.

    4. An on-brand Christmas sweater for the person on your list who is loves to be festive, and dropping cuss bombs while at it.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $22.99+. Available in five colours and sizes S-2XL.

    5. A stemless wine glass that's 100% meant for your best friend, so you can spend more great times drinking wine and gossiping the night away.

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    It's made of unbreakable BPA-free plastic, so your bestie can throw it in the dishwasher after a night of bitching with you tipsily.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $23.80.

    6. Or keep it old school with a split heart keychain duo, so you and your best B can always fondly remember each other no matter where you are.

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    It's rustproof, so it'll last both of you ages. The best part? You're also buying yourself a gift by default.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $14.99.

    7. A floral weekly planner and journal for the women in your life who are up to heckin' HERE with this bullshit. It'll help them stay organized, even though they're hanging on by a thin thread made mostly of coffee.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $13.08 (paperback).

    8. This bestselling colouring book that's perfectly suited for the filterless person you know who simply gets straight to the effin' point.

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    It has a 4.7-star rating and most reviewers said they bought the book as a gift (which the recipient loved). Pair the book with a set of crayons made especially for adults who love colouring!

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $8.99.

    9. A beautiful handcrafted wooden coin chest you can tell them to use as a swear jar. By the end of 2020, they'll probably save enough money to go on a luxury vacation.

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    It'll add beauty to their space AND help them save money.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $44.99.

    10. A leather wallet with a prestigious title embroidered on it à la Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction. It has a money clip too! This won't just be a wallet upgrade for them — it'll be a whole attitude upgrade.

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    Most reviewers bought it as a gift and the recipients adored it, of course.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $23.50.

    11. A checklist-style memo pad that'll have them cackling and writing notes to all their friends. It has a 4.7-star rating, and reviewers who received it as a gift say they love it and use it all the time.

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    Each notepad has 50 sheets.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $6.64. Available in 21 designs.

    12. A cushion cover that offers a fun solution to most bad life situations. They'll love the personal accent this will add to their living room couch or bed!

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    It has a zipper closure and will need an 18x18 pillow insert, which you can get here.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $24.95.

    13. Some wooden decor that tells the gosh darned honest truth. They can put this conversation starter on their work desk or hang it in their home.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $11.29.

    14. An adult colouring book full of photos of scornful, triggered animals that'll channel exactly how they're feeling about everything, ranging from the global political climate to the fact that a work week is FIVE DAYS LONG.

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    Reviewers f*****g love the vintage-style illustrations, and recommend the book for anyone who loves being snarky.

    Get it on Amazon Canada for $6.99 (paperback).

    15. And lastly, a double-sided coffee mug that dispenses some pretty good advice and will make a great gift for someone who has a reputation for having a sassy mouth.

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    Get it on Amazon Canada for $23.95.

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