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1. A recipe book that'll answer the age-old daily question: What The F🍽🍽k Should I Make For Dinner? If you're looking for a gift for someone who loves swearing AND cooking, it probably doesn't get better than this gem. It has a 4.4-star rating!
2. Some super funny socks that'll go with their personality like cheese goes with wine. They won't want to put shoes on!
3. Or a set of very straightforward socks, so they can non-verbally communicate that they don't want to be bothered right now.
4. An on-brand Christmas sweater for the person on your list who is loves to be festive, and dropping cuss bombs while at it.
5. A stemless wine glass that's 100% meant for your best friend, so you can spend more great times drinking wine and gossiping the night away.
6. Or keep it old school with a split heart keychain duo, so you and your best B can always fondly remember each other no matter where you are.
7. A floral weekly planner and journal for the women in your life who are up to heckin' HERE with this bullshit. It'll help them stay organized, even though they're hanging on by a thin thread made mostly of coffee.
8. This bestselling colouring book that's perfectly suited for the filterless person you know who simply gets straight to the effin' point.
9. A beautiful handcrafted wooden coin chest you can tell them to use as a swear jar. By the end of 2020, they'll probably save enough money to go on a luxury vacation.
10. A leather wallet with a prestigious title embroidered on it à la Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction. It has a money clip too! This won't just be a wallet upgrade for them — it'll be a whole attitude upgrade.
11. A checklist-style memo pad that'll have them cackling and writing notes to all their friends. It has a 4.7-star rating, and reviewers who received it as a gift say they love it and use it all the time.
12. A cushion cover that offers a fun solution to most bad life situations. They'll love the personal accent this will add to their living room couch or bed!
13. Some wooden decor that tells the gosh darned honest truth. They can put this conversation starter on their work desk or hang it in their home.
14. An adult colouring book full of photos of scornful, triggered animals that'll channel exactly how they're feeling about everything, ranging from the global political climate to the fact that a work week is FIVE DAYS LONG.
15. And lastly, a double-sided coffee mug that dispenses some pretty good advice and will make a great gift for someone who has a reputation for having a sassy mouth.
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