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This Extremely Non-Politically Correct Twitter User Tweets From The Perspective Of A Homeless Indian

You will laugh out loud and you will feel very guilty while you do.

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On the afternoon of Jan. 5, Indian Twitter user Utsav Chakraborty (@SatanBhagat) discovered and gave a shout-out to a very unusual and interesting Twitter account.

If there is one account you must follow this week ---> @GareebGuy

Utsav Chakraborty@SatanBhagatFollow

If there is one account you must follow this week ---> @GareebGuy

4:01 AM - 05 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

@GareebGuy tweets from the perspective of – well – a gareeb Indian guy. It definitely isn't a politically correct Twitter account to follow (so close this window if you're easily offended), but it started going viral in a matter of hours.

I can't enjoy a family movie. 16 of us can't fit in a room.

Gareeb Aadmi@GareebGuyFollow

I can't enjoy a family movie. 16 of us can't fit in a room.

2:25 PM - 04 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Ji Sahab. Railway line ke paas poverty line hai. Uske neeche rehte hain hum.

Gareeb Aadmi@GareebGuyFollow

Ji Sahab. Railway line ke paas poverty line hai. Uske neeche rehte hain hum.

12:20 PM - 05 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Obviously – and for justifiable reasons – some people aren't a fan of @GareebGuy's co-opting of a poverty-stricken identity.

@GareebGuy @dennyabrain Yeah...but the class-politics is tricky (+ debatable) here IMO. Hence less RTs, more favs i guess.

Varun@varungroverFollow

@GareebGuy @dennyabrain Yeah...but the class-politics is tricky (+ debatable) here IMO. Hence less RTs, more favs i guess.

2:36 PM - 05 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

@GareebGuy Mocking the plight of poor now, are we ?

Karthik Ragotham@kakiraoFollow

@GareebGuy Mocking the plight of poor now, are we ?

1:22 PM - 05 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

But the tweets are flowing in and the follower count is exploding. Here are some of Gareeb Aadmi's tweets:

I love street food. Ghar ke khaane ki baat he kuch aur hai.

Gareeb Aadmi@GareebGuyFollow

I love street food. Ghar ke khaane ki baat he kuch aur hai.

12:45 AM - 05 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Some of this stuff is straight-up dark.

Biscuit khane ka man kar raha hai, chalo blood donate kar aate hain

Gareeb Aadmi@GareebGuyFollow

Biscuit khane ka man kar raha hai, chalo blood donate kar aate hain

12:51 PM - 05 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Don't you just hate it jab aapke ghar pe koi Bulldozer chala de

Gareeb Aadmi@GareebGuyFollow

Don't you just hate it jab aapke ghar pe koi Bulldozer chala de

1:55 PM - 05 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

He's also secular, which is great.

I am secular. Temple mein breakfast. Gurudware mein lunch. Dargah mein dinner.

Gareeb Aadmi@GareebGuyFollow

I am secular. Temple mein breakfast. Gurudware mein lunch. Dargah mein dinner.

1:30 PM - 05 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Mera beta kehta kal ki log kapde dhone ke liye alag saabun use karte hain. Kuch bhi bolte hain aajkal ke naujawaan.

Gareeb Aadmi@GareebGuyFollow

Mera beta kehta kal ki log kapde dhone ke liye alag saabun use karte hain. Kuch bhi bolte hain aajkal ke naujawaan.

11:42 AM - 05 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

New Delhi railway station pe aaj kal bheed bohat badh gayi hai. Raat ko baar baar neend khul jaati hai.

Gareeb Aadmi@GareebGuyFollow

New Delhi railway station pe aaj kal bheed bohat badh gayi hai. Raat ko baar baar neend khul jaati hai.

11:33 PM - 04 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Tech problems? More like NO problems. Literally.

Computer to kya, mere ghar mein windows bhi nahi hain.

Gareeb Aadmi@GareebGuyFollow

Computer to kya, mere ghar mein windows bhi nahi hain.

11:29 PM - 04 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Is baar diwali pe new banyaan khareedunga.

Even with very little, Gareeb Aadmi never forgets to polish up his pickup lines.

My pick up line: "Can I beg you a drink?"

Weird metro announcement: "Kripya Jameen pe na baithey". Arrey aur kahin baithna he nahi aata.

Gareeb Aadmi@GareebGuyFollow

Weird metro announcement: "Kripya Jameen pe na baithey". Arrey aur kahin baithna he nahi aata.

1:33 PM - 05 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

He hates it when this happens.

" Khaana kha lia kya?" - The taunt that I hate the most.

Gareeb Aadmi@GareebGuyFollow

" Khaana kha lia kya?" - The taunt that I hate the most.

10:02 AM - 05 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Kabhi kabhi toh lagta hai hamaare bhagwan ke paas bhi paise nahi hai.

Gareeb Aadmi@GareebGuyFollow

Kabhi kabhi toh lagta hai hamaare bhagwan ke paas bhi paise nahi hai.

12:58 AM - 05 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

My son said he wants to be a janitor when he grows up. Huh. Jo jyada aasmaan mein udta hai Woh girta bhi jor se hai.

Gareeb Aadmi@GareebGuyFollow

My son said he wants to be a janitor when he grows up. Huh. Jo jyada aasmaan mein udta hai Woh girta bhi jor se hai.

9:27 AM - 05 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Things get too real too fast for Gareeb Aadmi.

Mard sirf thandey paani se nahaate hain. Him toh majboori mein mard ban Gaye.

Gareeb Aadmi@GareebGuyFollow

Mard sirf thandey paani se nahaate hain. Him toh majboori mein mard ban Gaye.

11:31 PM - 04 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

Parso bohat burey haal ho gaye. 6 ghante street light ni aayi.

Gareeb Aadmi@GareebGuyFollow

Parso bohat burey haal ho gaye. 6 ghante street light ni aayi.

10:32 AM - 05 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite

In summary:

@GareebGuy @varungrover @dennyabrain I think he is funny, depressing, revealing and brilliant all at once! Best handle I have seen for long

Ankit Sharma@ankit_sharmankFollow

@GareebGuy @varungrover @dennyabrain I think he is funny, depressing, revealing and brilliant all at once! Best handle I have seen for long

2:41 PM - 05 Jan 15ReplyRetweetFavorite