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    19 Dec 2014

    Salman Khan's Tweet Has Inspired Some Of The Darkest Jokes Ever On The Indian Internet

    If you paid for dark humour, this would be a bang for your buck.

    On Friday afternoon, Bollywood superstar and current Bigg Boss 8 host Salman Khan tweeted the following:

    The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

    The tweet, paired with Salman's driving and hunting history, inspired some of the darkest replies ever. Aaaand we can't deny he totally d̶r̶o̶v̶e̶ walked into it.

    1. I mean people were totally running him over with terrible jokes.

    Yes, like footpath dwellers. RT @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

    Raju Das | ৰাজু দাস@rajudasonlineFollow

    Yes, like footpath dwellers. RT @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

    2:03 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    2.

    RT for irony."@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

    Ishaan Bhat@FungusYoungFollow

    RT for irony."@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

    2:03 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    3.

    The most heinous crime is killing an innocent, unless you're @BeingSalmanKhan

    Don Homer@tHe_D4rK_pRinc3Follow

    The most heinous crime is killing an innocent, unless you're @BeingSalmanKhan

    4:50 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    4.

    People sleep on footpath are not innocent. They should sleep inside a gutter @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

    Baba MSG@owl_babaFollow

    People sleep on footpath are not innocent. They should sleep inside a gutter @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

    2:09 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    5. Reading these replies could drive him nuts.

    Irony just got run over by an SUV RT @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

    oculus@daddy_sanFollow

    Irony just got run over by an SUV RT @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

    3:16 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    6.

    lololololol self deprecating humour. RT @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

    Sapan Verma@sapanvFollow

    lololololol self deprecating humour. RT @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

    4:35 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    7.

    Bhaijaan chup rahene mein hee aapki bhalayee hai RT"@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

    Danish@dan1shmemonFollow

    Bhaijaan chup rahene mein hee aapki bhalayee hai RT"@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

    2:09 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    8. OMG enough with the jokes, guys, alcohol the cops on you for bullying him.

    How much more meta can one get? #BhaiRoxx “@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent”

    VeeBee@VeeNaYeeTaFollow

    How much more meta can one get? #BhaiRoxx “@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent”

    3:42 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    9.

    Yes it is, criminals must be punished severely for 28th September 2002. RT @BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

    Aditya@forwardshortlegFollow

    Yes it is, criminals must be punished severely for 28th September 2002. RT @BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

    3:08 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    10.

    specially when you are drunk driving "@beingsalmankhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

    Nitu Jha@lack_a_daisyFollow

    specially when you are drunk driving "@beingsalmankhan The most heinous crime is killing

    an innocent"

    2:45 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    11.

    Dimaag bech k SUV khareed li kya bhai? " @BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

    भोकाली@FivepmFollow

    Dimaag bech k SUV khareed li kya bhai? " @BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

    3:25 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    12.

    "@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent" But Sir One who asks to Leave Smoking Should leave it first #IYKWIM

    Ishan@IshanIAmOnFollow

    "@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

    But Sir

    One who asks to Leave Smoking

    Should leave it first

    #IYKWIM

    3:36 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    13. Fuck, I hope Bambi isn't following this...

    cc Black Bucks RT@BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

    Atul Khatri@one_by_twoFollow

    cc Black Bucks RT@BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

    2:36 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    14.

    15.

    That blackbuck was probably a corrupt murderer RT @BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

    Editor of the Decade@bwoyblunderFollow

    That blackbuck was probably a corrupt murderer RT @BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

    2:12 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    16.

    * Chinkaras and footpathiyas excepted https://t.co/O2bDynDuji

    RushdieExplainsIndia@RushdieExplainsFollow

    * Chinkaras and footpathiyas excepted https://t.co/O2bDynDuji

    3:40 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    17. I guess he really put his foot(path) in his mouth by tweeting this, but guys...

    @beingsalmankhan True Sir. Aapki agli hearing kab hai?

    Nitu Jha@lack_a_daisyFollow

    @beingsalmankhan True Sir. Aapki agli hearing kab hai?

    2:38 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    18.

    Yes Bhai. When they are sleeping on footpath RT @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

    Joy@JoydasFollow

    Yes Bhai. When they are sleeping on footpath RT @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

    2:33 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    19. It's like you're all hunting for morbid jokes.

    You should know; you have practice. RT @BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent.

    Overrated Outcast@over_ratedFollow

    You should know; you have practice. RT @BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent.

    4:21 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    20.

    Especially when driving under influence of liquor?"@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

    Man Aman Chhina@manaman_chhinaFollow

    Especially when driving under influence of liquor?"@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

    2:02 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    21.

    cc innocents killed on footpath, endangered blackbucks and 20others "@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

    लाफ्टर बाबा(santa)@NirmalogyFollow

    cc innocents killed on footpath, endangered blackbucks and 20others "@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

    2:37 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

    22. God, you guys buc-- I mean suck.

    Well, as long as you agree that you committed a crime. RT"@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent" #BeingIronic

    MeenaTeaStall@MeenaTeaStallFollow

    Well, as long as you agree that you committed a crime. RT"@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

    #BeingIronic

    3:47 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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