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Salman Khan's Tweet Has Inspired Some Of The Darkest Jokes Ever On The Indian Internet

If you paid for dark humour, this would be a bang for your buck.

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On Friday afternoon, Bollywood superstar and current Bigg Boss 8 host Salman Khan tweeted the following:

The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

The tweet, paired with Salman's driving and hunting history, inspired some of the darkest replies ever. Aaaand we can't deny he totally d̶r̶o̶v̶e̶ walked into it.

1. I mean people were totally running him over with terrible jokes.

Yes, like footpath dwellers. RT @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

Raju Das | ৰাজু দাস@rajudasonlineFollow

Yes, like footpath dwellers. RT @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

2:03 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

2.

RT for irony."@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

Ishaan Bhat@FungusYoungFollow

RT for irony."@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

2:03 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

3.

The most heinous crime is killing an innocent, unless you're @BeingSalmanKhan

Don Homer@tHe_D4rK_pRinc3Follow

The most heinous crime is killing an innocent, unless you're @BeingSalmanKhan

4:50 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

4.

People sleep on footpath are not innocent. They should sleep inside a gutter @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

Baba MSG@owl_babaFollow

People sleep on footpath are not innocent. They should sleep inside a gutter @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

2:09 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. Reading these replies could drive him nuts.

Irony just got run over by an SUV RT @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

oculus@daddy_sanFollow

Irony just got run over by an SUV RT @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

3:16 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6.

lololololol self deprecating humour. RT @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

Sapan Verma@sapanvFollow

lololololol self deprecating humour. RT @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

4:35 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

7.

Bhaijaan chup rahene mein hee aapki bhalayee hai RT"@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

Danish@dan1shmemonFollow

Bhaijaan chup rahene mein hee aapki bhalayee hai RT"@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

2:09 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. OMG enough with the jokes, guys, alcohol the cops on you for bullying him.

How much more meta can one get? #BhaiRoxx “@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent”

VeeBee@VeeNaYeeTaFollow

How much more meta can one get? #BhaiRoxx “@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent”

3:42 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

9.

Yes it is, criminals must be punished severely for 28th September 2002. RT @BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

Aditya@forwardshortlegFollow

Yes it is, criminals must be punished severely for 28th September 2002. RT @BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

3:08 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

10.

specially when you are drunk driving "@beingsalmankhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

Nitu Jha@lack_a_daisyFollow

specially when you are drunk driving "@beingsalmankhan The most heinous crime is killing
an innocent"

2:45 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

11.

Dimaag bech k SUV khareed li kya bhai? " @BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

भोकाली@FivepmFollow

Dimaag bech k SUV khareed li kya bhai? " @BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

3:25 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12.

"@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent" But Sir One who asks to Leave Smoking Should leave it first #IYKWIM

Ishan@IshanIAmOnFollow

"@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

But Sir
One who asks to Leave Smoking
Should leave it first
#IYKWIM

3:36 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

13. Fuck, I hope Bambi isn't following this...

cc Black Bucks RT@BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

Atul Khatri@one_by_twoFollow

cc Black Bucks RT@BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

2:36 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

14.

15.

That blackbuck was probably a corrupt murderer RT @BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

Editor of the Decade@bwoyblunderFollow

That blackbuck was probably a corrupt murderer RT @BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

2:12 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16.

* Chinkaras and footpathiyas excepted https://t.co/O2bDynDuji

RushdieExplainsIndia@RushdieExplainsFollow

* Chinkaras and footpathiyas excepted https://t.co/O2bDynDuji

3:40 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

17. I guess he really put his foot(path) in his mouth by tweeting this, but guys...

@beingsalmankhan True Sir. Aapki agli hearing kab hai?

Nitu Jha@lack_a_daisyFollow

@beingsalmankhan True Sir. Aapki agli hearing kab hai?

2:38 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18.

Yes Bhai. When they are sleeping on footpath RT @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

Joy@JoydasFollow

Yes Bhai. When they are sleeping on footpath RT @BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent

2:33 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

19. It's like you're all hunting for morbid jokes.

You should know; you have practice. RT @BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent.

Overrated Outcast@over_ratedFollow

You should know; you have practice. RT @BeingSalmanKhan The most heinous crime is killing an innocent.

4:21 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

20.

Especially when driving under influence of liquor?"@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

Man Aman Chhina@manaman_chhinaFollow

Especially when driving under influence of liquor?"@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

2:02 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

21.

cc innocents killed on footpath, endangered blackbucks and 20others "@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

लाफ्टर बाबा(santa)@NirmalogyFollow

cc innocents killed on footpath, endangered blackbucks and 20others "@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"

2:37 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

22. God, you guys buc-- I mean suck.

Well, as long as you agree that you committed a crime. RT"@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent" #BeingIronic

MeenaTeaStall@MeenaTeaStallFollow

Well, as long as you agree that you committed a crime. RT"@BeingSalmanKhan: The most heinous crime is killing an innocent"
#BeingIronic

3:47 PM - 19 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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