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    Mumbai Police Is Totally Winning On Twitter With Their Sass And Puns

    BRB, filing an F.I.R. for ~STEALING the show~.

    On December 28 last year, Mumbai Police launched two Twitter accounts.

    Twitter

    And they're frikkin' slaying the tweet game.

    1.

    If you roll, we will weed you out. #HoshMeinAao

    2. The sass is absolutely incredible.

    Your creepy comments on her photo will get you a long date with us. #CyberSafetyWeek

    3.

    If you do good, good follows. If you do bad, we follow. :) #CyberSafetyWeek

    4.

    We know traffic leads to stress, but is honking a therapy? #TrafficAwarenessWeek

    5.

    Good Joke. Read. Laugh. Move On. #CyberSafetyWeek

    6.

    If you are driving like no one can stop you, your karma will #TrafficMantraIn140 @ta_tweety

    7. Their puns are terrible, therefore A+.

    Counsel is always better than CELL! The Safety initiative by Mumbai Police. https://t.co/bBwydCcXlU

    8.

    Hashtag without 'tag' can be really dangerous. #AvoidDrugs

    9. Oh god, GIVE IT A-RREST, Mumbai Police.

    It is always better to say 'I am fine' rather than 'I am FINED'. #TrafficAwarenessWeek

    10.

    If you overtake from the left, you can never be right. #FollowTrafficRules

    11.

    It can be your worst hangover ever. Don't Drink and Drive. It is a criminal offence. #AlertMumbaiSafeMumbai

    12. And they will sometimes simply have you wonder, "Mom, is that you?"

    Sharing is caring, but not when it comes to your debit/credit card. #CyberSafetyWeek

    13.

    Teen tigada, kaam bigada. Don't go triple seat. #SafetyResolution

    14.

    Don't let your driving be the reason that drives us crazy. #FollowTrafficRules

    Keep doing your thing, Mumbai Police.

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