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    Hey Bollywood, We Need To Talk About Shah Rukh Khan's Unnecessarily Violent Ways Of Showing Love

    WTF did Kajol ever do to you?

    So, Shah Rukh Khan is Bollywood's most iconic and revered Passionate Lover Dude. We all know that.

    And yeah, being a national heartthrob and symbol for romance requires him to have a lot of passion. That's cool.

    Let me be clear that I, for one, love the c-c-c-c-crap out of him.

    But can we just establish that sometimes he can be a bit of a dick?

    No, really. Aside from being a lovable protagonist, being an asshole to women seems to be his area of expertise too.

    Seriously, what kind of a shitwad gets away with things like this?

    Only Shah.

    When I looked a little closer, I couldn’t help notice that Kajol has ESPECIALLY been a victim of SRK’s “playful” dickery.

    Dude straight up hammered her hip in Karan Arjun.

    AND her chest. No wonder she was singing “Jaati hoon main”. I mean, girl, get the fuck out of there. He’s going to dismember you.

    In DDLJ, he fondled her at a party against her consent but "We won't get married without your Baou Ji's permission" made it a sanskaari hit.

    Like embarrassing her that way wasn't enough, he nearly broke her ass and DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AFTER DROPPING HER.

    This is literally a scene from a "love song" in Baazigar.

    He obviously secretly hates the shit out of Kajol. I don't even know if I can classify it as a secret anymore.

    Which reeeally sucks because we all grew up seeing these two on-screen as the IDEAL couple and learned basically everything we know about romance from them. Uh oh.

    EXCUSE ME DID U JUST.

    SHE TRUSTED YOU WHEN SHE LEANED AGAINST YOU IN THE OCEAN HERE.

    I LOVE YOU BUT IT’S NOT FUNNY, SHAH RUKH.

    So, uh, let's tone it down a notch, OK?

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