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1. Half of the people you know are your cousins.
2. You tip even at supermarkets
3. In your wedding you have about 400 guests
4. If you are from KS/MKD/MAL I ZI you practice patriotic tourism.
5. The possibilities are that your home contains more alcohol than the bar of your neighborhood .
6. Can't wear the same dress in two weddings.
7. Every time your grandfather see the politicians in TV he will yell at them for 20 mins.
8. You use RAKI for everything
9. Your mother is obsessed with cleaning the house 7times a day
10. Everyone arround you knows how to swear in Albanian
11. When your grandmother gets an heart attack if you have not eaten
12. There is more meat in your fridge than at the supermarket
13. You are with 4 friends at the table and each one of you have different political views
14. Albanian crush ask you ''Are you a good girl?'' and you do anything to convince him
15. Even a month after New Eve you keep eating Bakllava
16. For you the most important day of the year is the New Years Eve
17. You are proud of Dua Lipa/Action Aronson/Beber Rexha/ Rita Ora and Era Istrefi.
18. Well. Albanians only marry Albanians
19. You are positively surprised when you see no Serb spamming -commenting in our Youtube Videos
20. Your Albanian friends’ parents always ask you how their kids are doing in school (like they don’t live with them).
21. When your parents aren’t home and one of their Albanian friends calls, you better have an explanation as to where your parents are.
22. There is always a relative that your grandparents do not talk to.
23. If you’re over for dinner, the Albanian hosts refuse to believe that your stomach has a stretching limit and get offended if you don’t finish your 5th plate.
24. You are afraid to cough or sneeze in front of your parents because they will automatically start yelling at you for being sick.
25. Your grandmother will still get up and make you food even though she may be in her deathbed.
26. All your friends are sick and tired of hearing from you that Mother Teresa, Eliza Dushku, The Belushi Brothers and the creator of Viagra are of Albanian descent.
27. You carry some form of the flag with you whether that’s a shirt, necklace, tattoo or a wallpaper on your cell phone
28. Your mom forces you to wear a “kanatjere” every time you go out so you don’t get cold.
29. You celebrate all of the religious holidays, regardless of your faith.
30. You are in a restaurant with other Albanian families and there is a 10 minute fight about who is going to pay, which may include swearing, hitting and ever ripping someone else’s money.
31. Your mom yells at you in Albanian in front of your American girlfriends
32. Your father is always trying to unite the Albanian community
33. You got in trouble in 10th grade when u spray painted an Albanian eagle on your high school wall
34. Whenever you’re with an Albanian and you don’t know their name u just call them “ej Shqipe”
35. There is either a black Mercedes or BMW on your driveway.
36. Your parents tell you stories about how they had to walk 8 miles in 5 feet of snow barefoot up hills and mountains just to go to school.
37. You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone’s house.
38. You use grocery bags to hold garbage
39. Your dad ever butchered a pig or lamb
40. You go to Albanian parties and functions just to show off
41. You get mad so fast
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