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1. Descartes knows a thing or two about describing the human body.
2. Russell would like to invite you over for 'a cup of tea'.
3. Wittgenstein would quite like to investigate you philosophically.
4. Immanuel's charm is out of kantrol.
5. John Maynard Keynes has been working on The General Theory of Romance, Interest and Dates.
6. Romance, 19th century factory style.
7. May your relationships be less toxic than Arendt's love for Heidegger.
8. Ayn Rand really means it when she says she wants you to put yourself first.
9. David Ricardo is hoping that your heart isn't protected from foreign competition.
10. Let's fight heteronormativity with Judith Butler.
11. Albert would like the two of you to get physical.
12. Habermas would love to collectively shape a future with you.
13. Hume's reason is governed by his desire for you.
14. Let Friedrich be your Uebermensch.
15. Mill is pretty liberal with his feelings for you.
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