Hope You're Horny, Because Lelo Is Having A Sex Toy Sale And It's Up To 70% Off!

Like Oprah said, "you get a vibrator, and you get a vibrator, everyone gets a vibrator!!!"

Hello there beautiful people! Lelo is having a whole sex toy sale for Black Friday, and to be honest you need to jump on it like Ginuwine's legendary song "Pony."

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There is a range of scandalizing toys you'll definitely want to spend your nights with, and they're up to 70% off! Here are some of our most ~satisfying~ picks:

1. 25% off a traditional rabbit vibe to give you double waves of pleasure, because it's been a hard day and you need to wind down.

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Promising review: "Wow! Amazing toy! Worth every penny! This is a must-have toy! My girlfriend loves this toy! Explosive multiple orgasms when she used it on both her clitoris and her g-spot. She said it would be very easy to get hooked on this toy." —Joe M.

Price: $149.25 (originally $199, available in three colors)

2. 25% off an oral sex simulator that'll make you say "harder," and unlike some of your partners, it'll actually jack up the intensity until you're completely satisfied.

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The vibrating nub moves around, swirling and stroking like a real tongue. It's got 10 settings and is waterproof, too! Make sure to use lube for the best experience.

Promising review: "This is the sex toy I've been waiting for my whole life! I'm very sensitive and I love being teased gently and slowly. I can only orgasm from oral sex, so traditional sex toys (and most guys) have never done it for me, they're too intense. The Ora 2 is PERFECT. I love that you can just do the swirly thing without the vibration, and change the patterns as you go. I wasn't even in an orgasm mood and I still had a screaming orgasm." —Leslie

Price: $141.75 (originally $189, available in three colors)

3. 25% off a fancy rabbit vibe with eight different speeds and sensations for that double orgasm you've been waiting for.

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Promising review: "This thing is whisper quiet, powerful, waterproof, and the material feels amazing. It’s expensive but worth every penny. Treat yourself. You won’t regret it." —Meesh

Price: $179.25 (originally $239, available in three colors)

4. 50% off a Sona Cruise, a waterproof clitoral massager that'll use sonic pulses to tingle even the parts you can't even see. You'll definitely wanna use it again, and again, and again.

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Promising review: "I am usually big on super powerful wand type vibes that are like jackhammers as I prefer pressure and deep rumbly vibrations on a large area vs. precise clitoral stimulation. The SONA Cruise is definitely precise stimulation and it's different. Really different. It took me a few tries to find THE SPOT to place it and it's really weird at times to just let it sit there and do its thing instead of pressing it hard against me like I would with a wand-type vibe. But OMG the orgasms from this thing are INSANE. I'm glad I went with the Cruise model vs. the regular SONA as it has an extra burst of power when I do press it up against me harder and that helps push me over the edge. I still wouldn't replace my wand type vibes, ever. But this is definitely a fun addition to the toy box. I appreciate that it's small and easier to transport vs. a larger vibe. This comes with a pouch and could be thrown in my purse and no one would be the wiser." —Wildflower345

Price: $89.50 (originally $179, available in three colors)

5. 50% off a lipstick massager complete with multiple speed patterns you can absolutely take on vacation to make it even more ~relaxing~.

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It's waterproof, USB-rechargeable, and has six vibration patterns.

Promising review: "Surprisingly powerful. It has lots of speed options, as well as different vibration patterns. This is a great little secret toy because it looks like a lipstick or a USB drive. It charges quickly and lasts for a good 45 minutes before it starts to fade. I think eventually I'll upgrade to a larger, more powerful LELO model, but this is a great starter toy." —Mimi Kanasis

Price: $42.45 (originally $84.90, available in three colors)

6. 50% off a bullet-like vibe with a flat tip for maximum clit stimulation that'll confirm Kiki in fact, DOES love you and likes taking you to higher heights.

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Price: $19.97 (originally $39.95 available in three colors)

7. 25% off a pack of luxury condoms with a thoughtful hexagonal design so you and your honey can feel more pleasure with every stroke.

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Promising review: "My boyfriend hates wearing condoms, but even he can't hate on these too much. He says they feel as close to being bare as he imagines a condom can be. They're the only kind he'll use now." —Celeste

Price: $26.17 (originally $34.90)

8. 70% off a g-spot vibe, because it's not an elusive place in your body and you want to prove it by coming multiple times.

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Price: $29.98 (originally $99.95, available in three colors)

9. 30% off a remote-controlled couple's vibrator you and bae can take for a bumpy ride.

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Promising review: "Exactly what my partner and I needed to enhance our intimacy level. Both can benefit at the same time and perfect for the Grinder ;)." —Debby

Price: $118.30 (originally $169, available in three colors)

10. 30% off a personal wand that'll massage you from head to toe.

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Promising review: "When you want something that brings you to where you need to be, reliably, with the ability to adjust style and intensity, this is what you want. After all, sometimes you want it subtle and a bit gentle, yet other times you want major intensity. This one does it. AND has a really good long battery life." —PleasedNorCal

Price: $111.30 (originally $159, available in three colors)

11. 25% off a discreet egg-shaped vibe with eight different vibrations and a signature scent to really get all your senses on ~edge~.

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Promising review: "After reading so many raving reviews I decided to take the plunge and purchase the toy. It was well worth the money. I was impressed with the shape of the toy. It is shaped perfectly to fit easily for optimal pleasure. Highly recommend! More than impressed with the quality of the toy, you will not be disappointed." —Abby

Price: $104.25 (originally $139, available in three colors)

Here's to riding your way into (multiple) orgasms!

SME

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