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22 Absolutely Adorable Toys Your Pupper Needs ASAP

Your dog deserves the best and you know it.

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1. A taco chew toy your dog will love to nibble on when he's bored... because why would he want to ruin your furniture when there's a toy right there?

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Get it from Amazon for $8.19.

2. An ironic poop plush toy to remind your dog not to poo in the wrong place (not that they listen anyway).

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Get it from Amazon for $4.17.

3. This cute mice-n-cheese plush. Maybe your dog will finally admit she cut the cheese.

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Get it from Amazon for $8.25.

4. A charming hot dog bed your actual dog can't eat, but may want to lay in after a hard day's work (aka: waiting for you to get home).

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Get it from Amazon for $30.99.

5. A pair of chewable binoculars for the dog who's always looking for his next adventure.

Get them from PetSmart for $8.99.
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Get them from PetSmart for $8.99.

6. The cutest bow-tie sundress for the girl who has it all. You'll love watching it blow elegantly in the wind.

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Get it from Amazon for $13.99. Available in sizes XXS-L.

7. For the active pupper, a sweatsuit for intense workouts.

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Workouts = eating leftovers and lounging on the couch after harassing the household cat.

Get it from Amazon for $8.69. Available in sizes S-9XL.

8. A squeaky doughnut replica even Homer Simpson would enjoy. Pups love doughnuts as much as humans, so why not get them one?

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Get it from Amazon for $7.08.

9. Gumby. Even if no one else remembers him, your dog will while he's munching on it (instead of longingly staring at that burger you're eating).

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He was a piece of clay that literally stretched into ANYTHING!

Get it from Amazon for $3.99.

10. These super fashionable socks because your doggo shouldn't have to suffer the hot-ass summer concrete.

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Get them from PetSmart for $9.99. Also available in pink or black, sizes S-L.

11. This pretty, pink Paris dog bowl because a classy pupper just can't resist some fine dining. She's a lady, after all.

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Get it from PetSmart for $6.99.

12. A quirky-ass toast bed both your dog and cat will enjoy (and hopefully won't fight over).

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Get it from Amazon for $18.99.

13. A squishy chipmunk chew—your dog is cousins with the mighty wolf, let her be ~one~ with nature.

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Hears howls in the distance....

Get it from Amazon for $13.48.

14. An adorable baseball cap plush your dog will be sure to appreciate! Baseball is America's favorite pastime. Pass on the tradition.

Get it from PetSmart for $8.99.
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Get it from PetSmart for $8.99.

15. A literal football head for your doggy to chew on. If chewing isn't their thing, maybe tug-o-war is!

Hey Arnold!Get it from BoxLunch for $13.52.
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Hey Arnold!

Get it from BoxLunch for $13.52.

16. A squeaky toy to drive your best friend CRAZY... and when they're all tuckered out, they can cuddle it to death.

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Get it from Amazon for $6.83.

17. The plushiest, dorkiest, Stimpy bed that's totally ready for your pupper to rest his weary bones on. Happy, happy, joy, joy!

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Get it from BoxLunch for $39.92.

18. A little lambchop— because "Mary" in "Mary Had a Little Lamp" is obviously your dog and this lamb will go with her wherever she goes!

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Get it from Amazon for $4.99.

19. A pleasant pig your doggo may ruin in a couple of chews... especially because it makes a delightful crunchy noise that'll drive your pup crazy. But that's just the way it goes with dogs and toys!

Get it from PetSmart for $6.99.
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Get it from PetSmart for $6.99.

20. A pair of tiny lace-ups. Your dog loves your shoes, so why shouldn't she try on a (couple of pairs) of her own? The strange walk after putting them on is totally worth the trouble, trust me.

Get them from PetSmart for $32.99. Also available in pink, sizes XS-M.
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Get them from PetSmart for $32.99. Also available in pink, sizes XS-M.

21. An adorably large duck big dogs can chew to high heaven and small dogs can take a peaceful nap with.

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The life of a pupper....

Get it from Amazon for $6.54.

22. Reptar bars. We all wanted to know how they tasted, and your dog will finally know the answer. Hopefully she'll tell you after she's finished. Spike would be proud.

Get it from BoxLunch for $11.92.
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Get it from BoxLunch for $11.92.

Shout out the realest dog of them all, Spike Pickles!

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