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What Type Of Useless Bot Are You?

Face it: Nowadays, the bots of yore are obsolete. Ever since IBM developed Watson, a huge number of bots are now deemed useless. Which are you? Learn more about your robot alter ego!

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What Type Of Useless Bot Are You?

You got: Duster Bot

You’re just there to clean. To dust, specifically. You’re good at it, but that’s pretty much the extent of it.

Duster Bot
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You got: Nana

You’re from a different generation, and your technology is a little outdated. You’re generally underestimated, but you’re good for a laugh or two.

Nana
IBM
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You got: Sinister Bot

You tend to think humans are beneath you. They underwhelm you. You spend most of your time rolling your eye bulbs.

Sinister Bot
IBM
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You got: Lord Overbot

Your main focus is world domination. You have the tools and the programming to get it done too. You’re maybe not too fun at parties.

Lord Overbot
IBM
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You got: Gadget Bot

You’re like a search engine. But like…a bad search engine. You’re terrible at parsing natural language, and for that reason you’re only useful if people want to know the current temperature.

Gadget Bot
IBM
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You got: Shy Bot

You were programmed to do one specific, menial task. Shucking corn, maybe. Humans terrify you.

Shy Bot
IBM
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You got: Trendy Bot

You fancy yourself a trendspotter. You were used in the ‘90s to parse internet forums looking for hot new trends, but — truth be told — you sort of fell apart once social media rose to prominence.

Trendy Bot
IBM
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You got: Rick

You were a failed attempt at creating a passable human cyborg to mix seamlessly into a crowd of actual humans. You creep everyone out.

Rick
IBM
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You got: Muscle Bot

You are physically strong and heavily armored. You can withstand pretty much any attack, but you’re a bit of an egomaniac.

Muscle Bot
IBM
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You got: Moper

You’re a sad little robot. But robots aren’t supposed to feel any emotions, so you’re actually an accidental breakthrough in AI technology and must be studied. You are Adele’s #1 fan.

Moper
IBM
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