Awful Fantasy is described as, "Your best source for the worst Fantasy and Science Fiction writing. (By awful authors Justin Lucas and Mitchell Lucas)."
"'I don't believe in destiny,' the destined hero said again. 'How can I possibly defeat the Warlord? I'm just a super-ripped nobody.'"
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"'I don't believe in destiny,' the destined hero said again. 'How can I possibly defeat the Warlord? I'm just a super-ripped nobody.'"
9:54 PM - 13 Sep 14RetweetFavorite
This twitter parody account will have fantasy and non-fantasy fans laughing until they cry.
"'So this is how it ends, huh Theo?' Curt sobbed. 'I never thought I'd live long enough to see myself die.'"
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"'So this is how it ends, huh Theo?' Curt sobbed. 'I never thought I'd live long enough to see myself die.'"
9:01 AM - 15 Sep 14RetweetFavorite
"Samm was able to talk to wolves with his mind. He also could write them letters and post cards if he was too far away."
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"Samm was able to talk to wolves with his mind. He also could write them letters and post cards if he was too far away."
2:34 AM - 14 Sep 14RetweetFavorite
"'The grass is always greener in the other dimension!' Chuk said. He was right. The grass is 130% more vibrant in Dimension 344-aB6."
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"'The grass is always greener in the other dimension!' Chuk said. He was right. The grass is 130% more vibrant in Dimension 344-aB6."
1:26 PM - 14 Sep 14RetweetFavorite
"The evil wizard chef trapped the heroes in a house made out of bread dough. Jellena readied her axe, 'We knead to get out of here.'"
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"The evil wizard chef trapped the heroes in a house made out of bread dough. Jellena readied her axe, 'We knead to get out of here.'"
10:00 AM - 13 Sep 14RetweetFavorite
"The alien had what looked like a pair of human breasts for a face. 'Cross me, and you'll never see your family again,' he motorboated."
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"The alien had what looked like a pair of human breasts for a face. 'Cross me, and you'll never see your family again,' he motorboated."
8:28 PM - 10 Sep 14RetweetFavorite
"The dwarf was short and squat like a mushroom. A mushroom that screams when it's stepped on and tastes like meat when it's eaten."
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"The dwarf was short and squat like a mushroom. A mushroom that screams when it's stepped on and tastes like meat when it's eaten."
7:46 PM - 06 Sep 14RetweetFavorite
"The Elf smiled as wide as a wide canyon and his eyes were as black as a dark canyon. He bowed as deep as a canyon. "My name is Danyon."
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"The Elf smiled as wide as a wide canyon and his eyes were as black as a dark canyon. He bowed as deep as a canyon. "My name is Danyon."
8:26 PM - 31 Aug 14RetweetFavorite
"The Steampunker landed on her airship deck. She was covered in gears and tubing and pistons. 90% of the stuff didn't do anything."
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"The Steampunker landed on her airship deck. She was covered in gears and tubing and pistons. 90% of the stuff didn't do anything."
8:57 AM - 10 Sep 14RetweetFavorite
"The Temple's only entrance was past the Altar of Pain. Harris didn't like that place because he is going to die there on page 455."
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"The Temple's only entrance was past the Altar of Pain. Harris didn't like that place because he is going to die there on page 455."
12:23 AM - 11 Jul 14RetweetFavorite