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    Council To Bishop, Please Don't Wave Your Blessed Arms Too Much

    A parish council is to ask a visiting bishop not to wave his arms too much when consecrating a new section of graveyard and prevent accidental blessing of 'unholy' ground for non-Christians by putting string down.