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These insignificant revelations you think you have had about your twenties are not universal. They are not insightful. Very few of them are humorous, and they are certainly not worthy of being published. Sure, we both watched the Ninja turtles movies in the 90's, but it does not mean we have everything else in common. The complexity and the variety of human experience cannot be reduced down to a list of 17 - 38 things.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.
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Fuck, I am so sick of lists on the internet.