Worst Face Tattoos Ever

So you're a real badass? Gotta have at least one face tat quick then. And while you're researching, take a look at how it's not supposed to be done below.

Hello Kitty

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Because skulls were too mainstream.

Hello Pussy

What are they trying to tell us?

Chess

'Mom, look, it's like a checkerboard. But, like, on the HEAD!'

Quote

'Dunno man, thought it would be funny to let my ear quote my eye'

Why?

Funny, that was my exact first reaction too!

Luke...

May the virginity be with you.

So sorry...

'I'm sorry to turn you down, but the job description says: 'no glasses''

Poor Fred

Fred wasn't that good with girls anyway...

Regret

'Thanks for asking! Yes, in fact I do regret the red hair'

Stupid

What else is new?

Bye Pussy

'Saw the 'pussy eater'-tat above? Yeah, that's definitely not me'

Smelly

At least his sense of smell is good.

Face tattoo

Still a better face tattoo than the ones above

Mismatch

Too bad the jacket doesn't match the tie. At all!