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Fast Food

Slow down, Kid. Why are you

stuffing your face?

You're just eating dinner.

It's not a race.

Hey, Kid, why are your

manners so crude?

I've told you time and again, you

must chew your food.

Now you're turning blue, and

I am seeing red.

If it weren't for Dr. Heimlich,

Kid, you would be dead.

If you do this again - and I dare

you to try it -

Kid, I will put you on

a liquid diet.

© 2012 L.E.H.

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