12 Things I'm Thinking About Your New Diet

If you’re a non-dieter, your friend’s latest food/diet crazes sound a bit like this.

1. The Lemon Detox Diet

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You’re drinking lemon juice, mixed with tree syrup and cayenne pepper?

2. The Paleo Diet

You’re eating...what cave men ate.

3.Vegan before 6 diet

You don’t kill animals...until night falls.

4.Baby food diet

You’re eating 14 jars of baby food a day.

5.Cabbage soup

It's as bad as it sounds.

6.Dukan diet

Your diet sounds like a holiday plan or an advanced military strategy...

Attack...

Cruisin...

Consolidation...

...and Stabilisation...WTF??

7.Israeli Army diet

Oh, you want to look like this...

Or this.

Seriously, Google Israeli Defense Forces and it's all picture of HOT soldiers.

8.Atkins diet

Your excuse to eat steak for breakfast.

9.Grapefruit diet

You eat a grapefruit. Before every meal. To lose weight.

10.5:2 or the fasting diet

You’re just not going to eat…

25% of the time.

11.Raw food diet

You can't cook.

12.CSIRO well being diet

Yours has been nutritionally researched and medically tested by the most respected scientists.

And when you finally confess it didn’t work.

Well, at least you tried.