18 People Who Lost At Fourth Of July

Don’t be these people.

1. This kid who’s struggling with American history

2. People who take pictures of fireworks

The whole fun of fireworks is experiencing them live. Plus they never look as nearly as cool in photos.

3. This girl who’s a little confused about who ended up winning the Revolutionary War

4. The owners of this poor dog

Reminds me of a Firecracker Popsicle.

5. These fancy ladies…

Especially the one on the left. And the photographer that let this happen.

6. … and this highly-bedazzled, overly-festive patriot

7. This family doing America proud

9. These shop owners who clearly aren’t from around here

10. This dirty minded cake decorator

13. This rocket scientist

See what I did there?

14. The town of Stump Lake

15. The person that has to take this down on July 5

16. The, um… “artist” who created this majestic t-shirt

17. This perky patriot

She also accepts “ample American” and “old glory”.

18. San Diego.

San Diego’s 2012 Fourth of July fireworks show was supposed to last 15 minutes. Instead, all the projectiles went off in 30 seconds about five minutes before the show was supposed to start.

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