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I have had a tough life. When I was growing up I had to walk up hill through the snow to school 7 miles both ways. I lost my hair in an alligator accident and I have this problem where my eyelashes are bigger on one eye. It is very embarrassing when you are winking at people and they think your eye lashes look like an eyebrow extension. I mean it is tough. I grew up in a little town off the beaten path, in the middle of the urban jungle known as Co-op City. Co-op was an amazing place full of people that spoke a special language known as coopian. Some people had different dialects of coopian like coopianese, cojewnise, courban and cospanglish. I only spoke some cojewnise mostly cospanglish. Yeah, so.. I left Co-op in the early 1990's actually it was 1989 and I joined the Navy. That was interesting. Then I traveled the world and found out that no one knew about Co-op City. I had to spread the word and tell the world of Co-op. Fast forward 2008-9 I am here on facebook finding all of my childhood friends. I actually like talking to them even though my coopian is a little rusty. I live mostly a quiet life in Virginia with my wife and children. I pretend to work hard for "the man" and stay off the cheese line. I like the government honey but I don't like the dry milk.

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