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    21 Jokes From "The Good Place" That Deserve A Million Positive Points

    "I haven't encountered this much resistance since I tried to get Timothée Chalamet to go out into the sun."

    We asked the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the best joke from The Good Place. Here are the applause-worthy responses.

    1. When Jason and Tahani watched a movie together.

    Tahani says, "Jason's making me watch this horror film about two ex-convicts who try to rob and murder a neglected child," and we see they're watching "Home Alone"

    2. When they were about to head into the Bad Place and Jason was worried.

    Jason says, "I don't know, this plan seems complicated," Eleanor says, "To be fair, you also once said that about an orange," and Jason says, "They don’t make sense, apples, you eat their clothes, but oranges, you don't"

    3. When Michael and Janet explained how the Jeremy Bearimy timeline works.

    Michael says, "How do I explain this concisely...this is Tuesdays, and also July," Janet says, "And sometimes it's never," and Michael says, "That's true, occasionally that moment on the Bearimy timeline is the time moment when nothing never occurs"

    4. And Chidi couldn't handle the dot over the I.

    Chidi says, "This broke me, the dot over the I, that broke me"

    5. When Tahani did maybe her best name-drop ever.

    Tahani says, "I haven't encountered this much resistance since I tried to get Timothée Chalamet to go out into the sun"

    6. When some of the Bad Place demons sang the official Bad Place song.

    Shawn says, "So let's kick things off with our official Bad Place song," and Shawn and all of the demons sing, "1-877-Kars4Kids, K-A-R-S Kars4Kids"

    7. When Janet gave Jason a briefcase and he acted in the only reasonable way.

    Janet hands Jason a briefcase and says, "Here, I got you this to help your disguise," and Jason says, "Whoa, a briefcase, take my credit card to the hedge fund, I'll meet you at the martini store"

    8. When Chidi wore this flawless shirt.

    Chidi's shirt says, "Who what when"

    9. When Tahani spoke at her and Jason's wedding.

    Tahani says, "Jason, I never guessed we'd be where we are today, me, a prominent British philanthropist with award-winning legs, set to marry you, a swamp-dweller who once asked me if the presidents on Mount Rushmore have butts on the other side"

    10. When Michael went through his existential crisis and got a tattoo.

    Michael shows his tattoo on his arm and says, "It's Chinese for Japan"

    11. When Eleanor thought she came up with the idea for skirts.

    Eleanor says, "I used to think about how it's weird they don't make pants that are just one big pant leg for both your legs," Chidi says, "You mean a skirt," and Eleanor says, "No, you're not getting it and my thing is different, so shut up"

    12. When Jason — who at this point was pretending to be a monk — said who his favorite artist is.

    Tahani says, "Who’s your favorite artist," and Jason says, "I mean, Pitbull changed the game"

    13. When Eleanor and Michael went to a public library, and then they went to a diner.

    A librarian says, "The second we close, they use this place to shoot pornos," Michael says "Okay" and he and Eleanor leave, then at a diner a server says, "We're closing soon and the second we do, they use this place to shoot porn"

    14. When Chidi was having some trouble.

    Chidi sings, "You put the Peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up, you put the Peeps in the chili pot and add the M&Ms, you put the Peeps in the chili pot, it makes it taste...bad"

    15. When Jason complimented Jacksonville.

    Jason says, "You know I love Jacksonville," Pillboi says, "J-town," and Jason says, It's easily one of the top 10 swamp cities in northeastern Florida"

    16. When a Bad Place demon tried to create a relatable, small-scale Bad Place.

    A small bear wearing a shirt that says, "Epic Bacon Much" says, "Mondays, am I right," then holds up chainsaws and says, "CHAINSAW"

    17. When Eleanor explained who all of the humans were.

    Eleanor says, "We’re an Arizona dirtbag, a human turtleneck, a narcissistic monster, and literally the dumbest person I have ever met," and Jason says, "And who am I, describe me now"

    18. When Janet could only make cacti after she got rebooted.

    Michael says, "I want to see Eleanor Shellstrop's file, is that what you have or do you have a cactus" Janet says, "I have Eleanor Shellstrop's file, I do not have a cactus," Michael says, "Excellent, please, give me the file" and Janet hands him a cactus

    19. When Jason questioned Glenn, the Bad Place demon.

    Jason says, "If you're a devil, how come you’re not wearing Prada"

    20. When Jason figured out they were in the Bad Place.

    Jason says, "I think we're in the Bad Place," and Michael says, "Jason figured it out, Jason, this is a real low point, yeah, this one hurts"

    21. And finally, this perfect, perfect, perfect joke.

    Eleanor says, "Are we sure we should be paying attention to these guys, it's like, who died and left Aristotle in charge of ethics," and Chidi points to his whiteboard and says, "Plato"