4.Jess's response when Nick calls her a gold digger.
5.Schmidt's reaction to hearing about a break-in at his daughter's preschool.
6.What Nick thinks is sexy.
7.What makes Schmidt angry and scared at the same time.
8.Jeans is pants.
9.The names of Nick's testicles.
10.Schmidt's reaction to a spider in the loft.
11.He really, really couldn't handle it.
12.Why Coach wanted to go to the outlet mall.
13.When Nick tried to push a pull door.
14.It was a Thursday.
15.The way a panicking Nick asked someone if they wanted a grape.
16.What Jess thinks is a drug movie.
17.Nick's reading level.
18.Cece and Schmidt tried to have a nice first night in their new house after reading about the neighborhood's crime rates, but then they heard a noise.
19.The reason Nick doesn't wash a towel.
20.That time Schmidt shaved his "caterpillar eyebrows" because he thought everyone was making fun of them.
21.They had to get rid of a "bag of meth" before Winston's police academy home visit, but Nick's inability to lie got in the way.
22.When everyone in the loft was having a weird and rough few days, so Winston gave them a talking to.
23.What Nick forgot how to do.
24.Jess going off the grid.
25.When Jess violated Nick's privacy, so Nick went through all the stuff in her room.
26.The source of the clanging.
27.Schmidt hitting Nick with a car over a parking spot.
28.When Nick told Jess what she needed to do to fit in with her boyfriend's extremely wealthy parents, and Winston came in hot with a great "fact."
29.Where Schmidt blows off steam.
30.Jess and Winston's brief discussion of her periods.