22 Confusingly Specific Items That Would Make Perfect Christmas Gifts For Someone You Hate A Little

I want the shirt that says, "I only like dolphins & Lizzie McGuire."

1. For the person who loves Godzilla and Jesus in equal measure.

The Battle of the Century! from crappyoffbrands

2. For the meatball-loving, conspiracy-theory-supporting Jimothy in your life.

Jimothy? from TargetedShirts

3. For the Big Bong Theory lover.

Bazoongis from crappyoffbrands

4. For the person with a large variety of interests.

A book for it all from oddlyspecific

5. For the person who buys their bananas one at a time.

Ladies and gentlemen, the pinnacle of human stupidity. from CrappyDesign

6. For the "Smooth" fan.

Saw on Facebook from TargetedShirts

7. For the person who wants others to read The Communist Manifesto and stream Scooby-Doo.

Hmmmm from oddlyspecific

8. For the Ben who's usually in Walmart's meat section listening to "In the Air Tonight."

I actually kind of want this one, it's a beautiful jumble of non sequiturs. from TargetedShirts

9. For the person who loves the taste of Nutella but hates the company Nutella.

I think I’ll stick to Nutella. from crappyoffbrands

10. For the person who is both a Hulk fan and wishes they were an orthodontist.

Thats not where teeth go from CrappyDesign

11. For the person who is almost Bernie Sanders and Larry David.

Ok.... from oddlyspecific

12. For a certain Burtha.

Burtha. from TargetedShirts

13. For an avid viewer of The Walking Dead. 

Look at these amazing Walking Dead socks! from CrappyDesign

14. For the little girl you know who cannot get a normal globe because, you know, she's a girl.

girls live on a different planet from pointlesslygendered

15. For the Mountain Dew drinker who adores Disney.

It isn't a shirt, sorry, but I thought it might be appreciated here anyway. from TargetedShirts

16. For the supporter of big teddy bears with giant, disproportionate legs.

Teddy Long Legs from CrappyDesign

17. For the person who wants to vaguely imagine Bon Jovi riding an elephant while they drink tea.

I find this mug to be oddly specific from oddlyspecific

18. For the old man who's an Air Force veteran born in November.

BRON IN NOVEMBER from TargetedShirts

19. For the person who loves the idea of a Roomba but doesn't want a clean room.

Mother knew I wanted a Roomba but didn't want to waste that much money on one. So she found one for a bargain! Note, it has zero vacuuming ability. from crappyoffbrands

20. For the Hallmark-movie watcher.

Not a shirt but... from TargetedShirts

21. For the person who love both Lizzie McGuire and dolphins so much that they'd want a shirt about it.

I am in Love!! from TargetedShirts

22. And finally, for the kid who wants a tragic and harrowing experience in a ball pit.

World's saddest ball pit from CrappyDesign