I recently discovered that October 22 is National Nut Day, so, naturally, I wanted to learn of other bonkers American holidays. Here are 45 of my favorite ones – with no context, because I think it's much funnier that way.
45.
January 14 : National Hot Pastrami Sandwich Day
44.
January 22 : National Answer Your Cat's Questions Day
43.
February 25 : National Clam Chowder Day
42.
September 15 : Felt Hat Day
41.
March 21 : National Crunchy Taco Day
40.
January 21 : Squirrel Appreciation Day
39.
August 8 : National Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Day
38.
March 26 : Nike Air Max Day
37.
May 30 : National Hole In My Bucket Day
36.
October 29 : National Oatmeal Day
35.
December 18 : Answer The Telephone Like Buddy The Elf Day
34.
July 27 : Take Your Houseplant for a Walk Day
33.
October 2 : National Fried Scallops Day
32.
August 31 : Love Litigating Lawyers Day
31.
January 14 : National Dress Up Your Pet Day
30.
October 7 : National LED Light Day
29.
February 5 : National Shower with a Friend Day
28.
October 11 : National Sausage Pizza Day
27.
September 16 : Stay Away From Seattle Day
26.
July 3 : National Eat Beans Day
25.
March 31 : National Bunsen Burner Day
23.
May 9 : Lost Sock Memorial Day
22.
December 14 : National Bouillabaisse Day
21.
March 11 : National Promposal Day
20.
November 7 : National Bittersweet Chocolate with Almonds Day
19.
June 14 : National Pop Goes The Weasel Day
18.
March 19 : National Corn Dog Day
17.
September 8 : National Ampersand Day
16.
February 7 : National Fettuccine Alfredo Day
15.
May 15 : National Nylon Stocking Day
14.
November 7 : Notary Public Day
13.
March 25 : National Lobster Newburg Day
12.
June 30 : Blink 182 Day
11.
April 20 : National Pineapple Upside-Down Cake Day
10.
August 7 : National Underwear Day
9.
March 21 : National Common Courtesy Day
8.
May 27 : National Grape Popsicle Day
7.
December 6 : Put on Your Own Shoes Day
6.
March 9 : National Meatball Day
5.
September 24 : National Ghost Hunting Day
4.
November 1 : National Deep Fried Clams Day
3.
March 3 : National If Pets Had Thumbs Day
2.
January 4 : National Spaghetti Day
1.
And January 16 : National Nothing Day
