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You turned around for one second, and she was gone.

We Know Where In The Grocery Store Your Mom Is Based On Your Zodiac

"This family is going to start eating healthier. I mean it this time."

The Produce Aisle

Your mother always says you drive her to drink, so this shouldn't be too surprising.

The Beer and Wine Aisle

She's just checking the date on those boneless chicken breasts.

The Meat Aisle

She's in search of the loaf that ~feels right.~

The Bread Aisle

It's not too late to help her pick out the perfect toilet paper.

The Paper Products Aisle

Hurry over there before she does something she'll regret, like buying the reduced fat cookies.

The Snack Aisle

Well, damn. Now you don't have time to sneak extra snacks into the shopping cart.

The Checkout Line

Your mom forgot you at the store. She's whipping that minivan through the suburbs without you.

On the Way Home

Your mom does not have time to be dealing with broken bones and calcium deficiencies, so 2% it is.

The Dairy Aisle

Canned vegetables. Canned fruits. Canned pasta. Canned everything. They're all calling your mom's name.

The Canned Goods Aisle

Your mom is having an employee slice up some fancy upper middle class ham and cheese. Coming to a sandwich near you.

The Deli

Your mom has taken away your cereal-choosing privileges, because "no cereal with marshmallows can be considered breakfast."

The Cereal Aisle

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