10 Things Concert Campers Want You To Know
The answers to all those questions you have when you see a bunch of crazy people in sleeping bags outside of a venue.
1. We’re not homeless.
When is the last time you saw a group of high-maintenance homeless girls chatting away excitedly in shiny new sleeping bags?
2. We're also not dirty.
It might be a shower in a truckstop, a hotel room split between 15 people, or at the generosity of a friend’s uncle’s second cousin that lives in the area—but we WILL wash.
3. We're not camping for tickets.
That's what the internet is for.
5. We're probably older than you think.
We’re not your kid’s teenage babysitter. We're your accountant, your hairdresser, and—scary, I know—your boss.
6. Try to cut us in line at your own peril.
7. You're welcome to ask a question or two...
but you're also welcome to read the giant marquee above our heads if your only question is why we're camping out.
9. It's more fun than it looks.
When you spend 47 hours in line with a stranger, you'll either kill them or become best friends.
10. It's all worth it when the show begins. <3
...and we'll probably do it again tomorrow and have to answer all the same questions.