23 Signs You're The Rachel Green Of Your Friend Group
It's just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic!
1. You're a little spoiled (but you're working on it).
Your parents still send you money for groceries and your friends hate you for it.
2. Your classic style is the envy of the group.
At least you've got one part of your life together.
3. Even though you're probably wearing something you stole from your roommate's closet.
More specifically, something you probably stole from your roommate's closet and then lost.
4. You're a lady, so you're gracefully honest.
Poise and class are all you know.
5. You're the last one working an hourly job.
You're a little behind on the whole "career" thing.
6. But you have have big dreams of moving onto something better.
You're a hard worker, it'll happen!
7. You're lacking in the domestic arts.
Cooking, cleaning, bill-paying...that's what your roommate is for.
8. And the rest of your friends high-key judge you for it.
Let me live.
9. You're a girly-girl, but you have no problem hanging with the guys.
You fit right in.
10. In fact, most of your friends are guys.
Why? Who's to say.
11. Which means your dating life is all over the damn place.
Friends, friends of friends, ex-boyfriends of friends...you've dated them all.
12. But there's one person you always go back to.
They're your lobster!
13. And it sends your friends on an emotional rollercoaster.
They can't keep up with your love life, but they're always supportive.
14. And thank god, because one thing's for sure...
Which is why you're always dating someone new, duh.
15. You joke around with your friends like it's your job.
The detrimental personality flaws of others are your source of your humor.
16. Because fun is your first priority.
You're always the one initiating new plans.
17. But you + alcohol = disaster.
Yikesville, USA. Population: You.
18. And the morning after a night out? Even worse.
Mornings do not agree with you, and neither do morning people.
19. It's nothing a little coffee can't fix, though.
But no one better speak to you before you've had your first sip.
20. You're known for your *ahem* unique tastes.
Um hello, normal is a snooze fest.
21. And it's one of the reasons your friends love you so much.
Even though they deny it.
22. Because even though you're disorganized, chaotic, and irresponsible with money...
23. Your friends love you, and they couldn't live without you.
Don't ever change.