You Know You're Planning A Wedding If...

Wedding planning means experiencing a whole bunch of new situations that you never thought you would have to deal with. All at once. For, like, a year.

Your house is so covered in lists, even your thoughts are in bullet points

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You Are Bombarded With Unsolicited Advice 24/7

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"Oh you're having a DJ? My friend's sister's co-worker had a DJ at their wedding and everyone got food poisoning. Just saying."

You Start Speaking in Wedding Jargon Your Friends Don't Understand.

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Corkage. Tablescape. Nosegay. (stop laughing)

You Can't Afford To Go Out Because Weddings Are Dang Expensive

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It's easier to pretend to be busy or ill

You Suddenly Become Incredibly Indecisive

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You may or may not have changed your mind about the centrepieces three times already this month.

Pinterest Has Become a Second Job

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To further fuel the indecision.

Subsequently Your Living Room is Wall-to-Wall Unfinished Wedding DIY

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Pinterest made it look like whittling my own wedding chairs was going to be easier than this, somehow.

You Have Wedding Invitation Injuries

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Paper cut to the tongue! PAPER CUT TO THE TONGUE!

You Find Yourself Having to Awkwardly Ask for Money or Gifts A Lot

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Where are you registered?

Barclays...

You Find Yourself Stress-Crying About Nothing At All

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Napkin colours in particular.

Just Remember What You're Doing it For

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