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The 12 Worst Struggles Of A Cold Stone Employee

The sizes are Like It, Love It and Gotta Have It. It's not that hard.

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1. Mixing ice cream can really take a toll on your forearms.

I've only been working two months and I'm already getting carpal tunnel... My life is a joke #coldstoneprobs

Lauren Clawson@lrclawson

I've only been working two months and I'm already getting carpal tunnel... My life is a joke #coldstoneprobs

02:32 PM - 8 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

My forearms are bigger than my biceps. #ColdstoneProbs

emily pfeifer@ohhhhEMgeee

My forearms are bigger than my biceps. #ColdstoneProbs

07:41 PM - 30 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

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I've only been working two months and I'm already getting carpal tunnel... My life is a joke #coldstoneprobs

Lauren Clawson@lrclawson

I've only been working two months and I'm already getting carpal tunnel... My life is a joke #coldstoneprobs

02:32 PM - 8 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

2. The singing. Oh dear god the singing.

Here at Cold Stone we sing songs do da, do da, mixin ice cream all day long. Tip songs are stuck in my head. #ColdStoneprobs

Nick Brune@Nick_Swift13

Here at Cold Stone we sing songs do da, do da, mixin ice cream all day long. Tip songs are stuck in my head. #ColdStoneprobs

05:24 AM - 17 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

3. Work always seems to follow you home.

I don't think I will ever get the smell of ice cream completely off my skin. #coldstoneprobs

Nicolette Hoke@NicoletteHoke

I don't think I will ever get the smell of ice cream completely off my skin. #coldstoneprobs

10:07 PM - 28 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

“@CremeryProblems: Can never manage to leave work w/out chocolate or caramel on my arms... Or on any other part of me...#ColdStoneProbs”

Hannah Cornish@hancorn93

“@CremeryProblems: Can never manage to leave work w/out chocolate or caramel on my arms... Or on any other part of me...#ColdStoneProbs”

10:14 PM - 5 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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I will permanently smell like a waffle cone by the end of the summer. #ColdstoneProbs

Nicoleâ„¢@love_ngs

I will permanently smell like a waffle cone by the end of the summer. #ColdstoneProbs

08:39 PM - 12 Jun 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

4. But seriously, it's near impossible to escape the remnants of Cold Stone.

My reoccurring nightmare of my hands being covered in peanut butter gets increasing real everytime I work coldstone #ColdStoneProbs

Abrianna Burton@AbriannaBurton

My reoccurring nightmare of my hands being covered in peanut butter gets increasing real everytime I work coldstone #ColdStoneProbs

07:17 PM - 1 Aug 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

I'm so covered in icecream I bet if someone just smells me they'll get diabetes #coldstoneprobs

Ashley Johnson@ashhha

I'm so covered in icecream I bet if someone just smells me they'll get diabetes 🍦 #coldstoneprobs

05:41 PM - 4 Mar 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

Just found a clump or caramel in my beard…or is it fudge? #coldstoneprobs

The Rural Juror@RJOtheThird

Just found a clump or caramel in my beard…or is it fudge? #coldstoneprobs

03:19 PM - 30 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

5. Customers can't seem to grasp the sizes that are offered.

RT @Shanikaaa_: RT @CremeryProblems: do not tell me you want two scoops, like it, love it or gotta have it #ColdStoneProbs

Maxie@wizardMaxie

RT @Shanikaaa_: RT @CremeryProblems: do not tell me you want two scoops, like it, love it or gotta have it #ColdStoneProbs

12:02 PM - 28 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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Do you see a sign that says one, two, or three scoops??? NO we have three sizes RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! #ColdStoneProbs

Ramy Armaly@ArmalyRamy

Do you see a sign that says one, two, or three scoops??? NO we have three sizes RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU! #ColdStoneProbs

10:04 PM - 21 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

Jaz throwing me ice cream: Jaz- I gotta love it sig Me- okay...which one Jaz- I gots to have it Me-.... #coldstoneprobs @Thecoldstoner

Caroline Louisa@CarolineLGeisel

Jaz throwing me ice cream:
Jaz- I gotta love it sig
Me- okay...which one
Jaz- I gots to have it
Me-....
#coldstoneprobs @Thecoldstoner

05:30 PM - 29 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

6. Writing on cakes proves to be more of a problem than expected.

People get the weirdest stuff on their cakes. #coldstoneprobs

Amber Hayes@areigh8

People get the weirdest stuff on their cakes. #coldstoneprobs

04:26 PM - 5 May 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

So me and Mary were asked to draw a scarf and Hebrew letters on a cake.. #ColdstoneProblems

Kristin@kristin13ucher

So me and Mary were asked to draw a scarf and Hebrew letters on a cake..
#ColdstoneProblems

09:00 PM - 20 Mar 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

But wait someone really asked for this LOL #coldstoneprobs http://t.co/m43OcsxY

Sam Cirlincione@SamCirlincione

But wait someone really asked for this LOL #coldstoneprobs http://t.co/m43OcsxY

03:16 PM - 2 Jun 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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7. Being around ice cream and candy all day is a huge struggle in itself.

Constantly consuming mix ins for myself #ColdStoneProbs

ColdStone Problems!@CremeryProblems

Constantly consuming mix ins for myself #ColdStoneProbs

07:50 PM - 18 Apr 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

You may think my job isn't hard, but I'd like to see you be around ice cream all day and not gain 20 lbs.. #coldstoneprobs

Cold Stone Probs@ColdStoneProbss

You may think my job isn't hard, but I'd like to see you be around ice cream all day and not gain 20 lbs.. #coldstoneprobs

09:04 PM - 4 Dec 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

Always want ice cream when im not at work #coldstoneprobs. Seriously though I want a milkshake more than I want sleep.

Madison K@mad13eve

Always want ice cream when im not at work #coldstoneprobs. Seriously though I want a milkshake more than I want sleep.

04:30 AM - 28 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

8. Waffle cones/bowls are really more trouble than they're worth.

Customer asks for creation in cone. Get waffle cone and customer complains that it's too big #coldstoneproblems

CWISHHH@CWISHHH

Customer asks for creation in cone. Get waffle cone and customer complains that it's too big #coldstoneproblems

01:10 AM - 7 May 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

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I understand u want a waffle... ANY size can go INTO the waffle. #coldstoneproblems

jacob@Jacoburz

I understand u want a waffle... ANY size can go INTO the waffle. #coldstoneproblems

08:17 PM - 28 Nov 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

Seriously regretting that trip to the gym this morning--cleaning the waffle irons at work was enough of a work out! #coldstoneproblems

Maggie B.@mbeebz1047

Seriously regretting that trip to the gym this morning--cleaning the waffle irons at work was enough of a work out! #coldstoneproblems

10:24 PM - 31 May 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

9. You really learn just how stupid people in this world can be.

#coldstoneprobs #loveourjob RT @K_Gibbs_10: I swear I get paid at work to hear bad pick up lines, listen to music and do my homework.

Kp@quiteLadylike

#coldstoneprobs #loveourjob RT @K_Gibbs_10: I swear I get paid at work to hear bad pick up lines, listen to music and do my homework.

01:12 PM - 10 Oct 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

Having someone ask you if that's really the cream of an Oreo in Oreo cream, excuse me? #CSprobs #ColdStoneProbs

Nonchalant Prick_@WallBlume_

Having someone ask you if that's really the cream of an Oreo in Oreo cream, excuse me? #CSprobs #ColdStoneProbs

04:34 AM - 29 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

If you pronounce Watermelon Sorbet as Watermelon Sherbert, you should not be allowed to get it #coldstoneprobs

Rebecca Humphrey@Rebecca_h25

If you pronounce Watermelon Sorbet as Watermelon Sherbert, you should not be allowed to get it #coldstoneprobs

01:38 PM - 7 Jul 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

Some man just asked me if I went to school to work at the stone. Yeah, I got a masters in icecream mixery... I hate people. #ColdstoneProbs

Leah Jean@leahjeanmatz

Some man just asked me if I went to school to work at the stone. Yeah, I got a masters in icecream mixery... I hate people. #ColdstoneProbs

03:44 PM - 22 May 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

10. The mix-in toppings seem to cause a lot of confusion, as well.

What? Your mad because you wanted more topics and we're charging you for it and that's what it has on the board? #coldstoneproblems

Trishieeee.@ThisIsTrishie

What? Your mad because you wanted more topics and we're charging you for it and that's what it has on the board? #coldstoneproblems

05:55 PM - 3 Apr 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

today I asked a girl what she wanted mixed into her ice cream and her response was "it doesn't matter" #wtf #coldstoneproblems

Brooklyn Cuzzola@bcuzz143

today I asked a girl what she wanted mixed into her ice cream and her response was "it doesn't matter" #wtf #coldstoneproblems

07:52 PM - 16 Mar 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

*runs outa gummy bears* "theres some in that jar in the front?" SURE YOU CAN EAT HARD 6 YEAR OLD GUMMY BEARS IF YOU WANT #coldstoneproblems

ColdStone Problems!@CremeryProblems

*runs outa gummy bears* "theres some in that jar in the front?" SURE YOU CAN EAT HARD 6 YEAR OLD GUMMY BEARS IF YOU WANT #coldstoneproblems

01:32 PM - 25 Jun 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

11. You wouldn't think cleaning an ice cream shop would be too bad. But you would be mistaken.

Dishes fer dayzzzz. #coldstoneproblems

I shouldn't be cleaning pee off the seats in the girls bathroom. It should be a slam dunk every time. #coldstoneproblems

Mason Banner@mason_banner

I shouldn't be cleaning pee off the seats in the girls bathroom. It should be a slam dunk every time. #coldstoneproblems

06:23 PM - 11 Jun 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

Found a condom at work today...winner #coldstoneproblems

Courtney Bartlett@glenncoco93

Found a condom at work today...winner #coldstoneproblems

07:09 PM - 18 May 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

People do the weirdest things in Cold Stone bathrooms. I once had to clean up vomit from literally ever surface of the men's room one night. WHY.

12. Basically, working at Cold Stone is the worst.

My job is literally to fuel a new morbidly obese generation. #ColdStoneProblems #SorryImNotSorry

Mike Hassan@mikehassan18

My job is literally to fuel a new morbidly obese generation. #ColdStoneProblems #SorryImNotSorry

09:30 PM - 24 Jun 12ReplyRetweetFavorite

You will never understand hell until you've worked at coldstone. #coldstoneprobs

Phillip Owner@lolatJAG

You will never understand hell until you've worked at coldstone. #coldstoneprobs

08:56 AM - 3 Aug 13ReplyRetweetFavorite

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