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    Ballads Of The Bachelorette

    So after breaking down last night's episode, it dawned on me that I have the perfect song for each hometown Hottie.

    Josh: "Rude" by Magic

    -Andi, Josh's Mom REALLY isn't trying to have you cut the cord between her and her baby boy...If you're gunna marry that boy, can you handle the spotlight being on someone else for a change...or FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE ‪#‎footballislife‬

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIh2xe4jnpk

    Nick: "No More Mr. Nice Guy" by Alice Cooper

    -When I typed into Google: "song about a sketchy guy with no friends" this popped RIGHT up. it seems fitting, I can't say much more than WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ANDI....‪#‎justSTOP‬

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GASv1pJRgZI

    Chris: "Big Green Tractor" by Jason Aldean

    -Yes Andi, you would have to learn how to hop aboard a "big green john deer." Do we think you are ready, or even capable of this...the verdict is still out and the jury looks to be ruling NOT in your favor.........

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xmz9CPuQGp0

    and last, but CERTAINLY NOT least,

    Marcus: "Am I Wrong" by Nico & Vinz

    -First off, #shutup. WHY DID YOU LET HIM GO AND KEEP NICK?! Marcus, the simply answer is this, you are NOT wrong--WE have something for real (my friend Haley's #1 regret to date was not to vow for your love next season)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bg1sT4ILG0w

    Stay tuned to next week's recap

    xoxoxo,

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