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Newt Gingrich just declared that "Every person here who is of a Muslim background" will have to take a Sharia (i.e. Muslim legal code) test--those who believe in it will be deported and those who do not can stay. And since comments like his are not new, this got us thinking--how many of us will be deported? To figure it out, we've put together a quiz based on Islamic Sharia to see who will need to start packing their bags!

Newt Gingrich's Sharia Deportation Test!

Do you love Jesus?

Do you believe in killing innocent people?

Do you believe in giving to charity?

Do you believe that all humans have the right to free will, human dignity, and prosperity?

Do you believe in fasting (i.e abstaining from substances in order to connect with your higher self)

Do you believe that meat should be made cruelty-free?

Do you pray to a higher being?

Do you believe that all are innocent until proven guilty?

Do you support the mass accumulation of wealth?

Do you believe that women should be able to vote, choose their own husband, and own land, among other rights?

Do you think religion should be compulsory?

Sorry friend! Your beliefs + practices align with Islamic Sharia too much (over 51%) and therefore Newt will be deporting you. We recommend packing lightly because not many countries are taking refugees right now, and you might not have a place to go for a while. What are the Sharia rules that could apparently lead to your deportation? Belief in Jesus, opposition to killing innocent people, giving to charity, support for ideals of prosperity and equality, fasting, eating cruelty-free meat, prayer, innocence until proven guilty, more equal distribution of wealth, women's rights, and no compulsion in faith. Better luck next time!

YOU'RE GETTING DEPORTED!

Looks like you failed the Islamic Sharia, or legal jurisprudence test, and therefore you will be able to remain in the USA (well....that is until another politician extends the deportation bar to people who look, talk, and dress like you). Stay safe! But in case you were curious, here's what people who are getting deported believe in: love of Jesus, opposition to killing innocent people, giving to charity, support for ideals of prosperity and equality, fasting, eating cruelty-free meat, prayer, innocence until proven guilty, more equal distribution of wealth, women's rights, and no compulsion in faith.

Newt Gingrich's Sharia Deportation Test!

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