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    Shotgun Revolver Makes Up for Your Small Penis

    Ferraris, body building, hiring a midget to stand by you all the time. None of these can make your penis look bigger than this shotgun revolver! This man-cannon which was confiscated during a raid in Taiwan, can only be purchased on the black market. Check out the Made in U.S.A. print on the side. Fuck yeah!!!!!