1.
On their unofficial uniform:
2.
On the truth behind this common expression:
3.
On the reason they never stop talking:
4.
On their favorite photo shoots:
5.
On their favorite activity:
6.
On the messages they actually send people:
7.
On the nerve of their sartorial criticism:
9.
On their moaning-noises phase:
10.
On the abundance of their literature:
11.
On their revealing hats:
13.
On their real thoughts:
14.
On their selfie game:
15.
On biological arguments:
16.
On the word we've all been seeking:
18.
On their texting strategy:
19.
And when those texting strategies bleed into real life:
20.
On these tired sentences:
22.
On the language of men's rights activists:
23.
On the screening system we've all developed to weed out garbage men:
24.
And on their ability to take a joke:
