1. Explore and do everything!!!
Reality: Spend all day on the internet.
2. Have a summer fling.
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Art by Rebecca Mock.
Reality: Forever alone...and sweaty.
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3. Be adventurous; explore the outdoors.
Reality: Remember that there are bugs and things waiting to devour your flesh.
4. Go to the beach more.
Reality: Remember you are lazy.
pros of going to beach: fun, friends. cons of going to beach: im very lazy and i dont have a swimsuit that fits
Amber Eeeeeee
@rare_basement
pros of going to beach: fun, friends. cons of going to beach: im very lazy and i dont have a swimsuit that fits
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5. Get a nice sun-kissed glow.
6. Reality: Come out of the sun looking like uncooked meat with a side of mayonnaise.
7. Catch up on all those books everyone's talking about.
Reality: Get a lot of books. Read one or two. Spend the rest of your money on drinks.
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8. Go to a summer festival.
Reality: Spend hundreds of dollars to sweat in a giant ball of humans 5 million feet away from the band you actually came to see. With this guy.
9. Get away from work. Go on a real vacation.
Reality: "Let me just check my email...."
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Also, if that "vacation" is with your family...
10. Go on a summer road trip.
Reality: Realize that all this summer fun requires some sort of planning. And money.
11. Complain about how long winter/spring-that-was-basically-winter lasted.
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Reality: Find yourself fondly remembering the majestic beauty that is winter.
12. Scope out babes by the pool.
Reality: Realize you have the sex appeal and grace of a giant bear.
Also, FACT: If you try to look sexy by the beach, nature will troll you.
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You've been warned.
13. Party all summer!
Reality: Too hot to leave the house. Too hot to move.
Too hot to breathe. Brb dying.
14. Convince yourself you'll be fine with just the fans in your apartment.
Reality: Die.
