The Addiction Of Leopard

Do you have a friend with a leopard addiction? Maybe you yourself own too much leopard? Don’t worry, you are not alone.

1. It begins when we are born

2. Too young to think for ourselves

3. It creeps up on you…

4. You hardly think anything of it

5. You start to feel good every time you are around it

6. It begins in one room…

7. and slowly you find yourself…

8. adding bits into the bathroom

10. You just can not contain yourself!!!!

11. You just can not stop….you love leopard

12. Your friends are warning you, you are out of control

13. You are not the same, things got out of hand

14. It used to be a small cute trend you had

15. But now no one can even recognize you!

16. You’re getting old now…what are your children going to think?

17. OH MY! You’ve corrupted them! The cycle will live on!

18. You’ve corrupted him too!

(even though he is so freakin cute!)

19. I tried to warn you that it was too flashy and can cause an accident while driving…

20. I will always remember you for the real you and not the leopard

21. You always made me laugh

22. Thanks for the car!

23. I will take good care of your leopard tortoises… as if they were my own

24. You know what……

25. maybe this whole leopard thing really isn’t that bad…

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