The Addiction Of Leopard
Do you have a friend with a leopard addiction? Maybe you yourself own too much leopard? Don't worry, you are not alone.
It begins when we are born
Too young to think for ourselves
You hardly think anything of it
You start to feel good every time you are around it
and slowly you find yourself...
adding bits into the bathroom
You just can not contain yourself!!!!
You just can not stop....you love leopard
Your friends are warning you, you are out of control
You are not the same, things got out of hand
It used to be a small cute trend you had
But now no one can even recognize you!
You're getting old now...what are your children going to think?
OH MY! You've corrupted them! The cycle will live on!
You've corrupted him too!
I tried to warn you that it was too flashy and can cause an accident while driving...
I will always remember you for the real you and not the leopard
I will take good care of your leopard tortoises... as if they were my own
maybe this whole leopard thing really isn't that bad...
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