1. “You have to take pride in how you look.”
2. “Youre on a diet. Give me that fat cake.”
3. “Sugar Bear is my baby’s daddy. That’s Alana’s dad. And we’ve been shack ‘em up mates for like, eight years now.“
4. “I love s’mages. I can get a s’mage everyday.“
5. “Granted, I ain’t the most beautimos out of the box, but put a little paint on this barn and shine it back on to its original condition ‘cause it shines up and looks like it’s brand new.”
6. “Show them your belly!”
7. “Etiquette classes are for stupid people”
8. “Our hair has always been washed in the kitchen sink.”
9. “It’s called a biscuit because it looks like a biscuit”
10. “My name is Honey Boo Boo’s mama. No, my name is June, and don’t you forget it!”
11. Shes got herself a real man
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