Everyone loves Seth Meyers.
Really loves Seth Meyers.
Really, really loves Seth Meyers.
I mean, look at him!
He’s like that best friend your brother had whom you always loved from afar.
(Let's face it: “Weekend Update” is pretty up there in terms of journalistic integrity.)
So when I heard he was going be the new host of Late Night, I was excited.
And when I found out #LNSM...
(not to be confused with... well, you know)
… was hiring a Social Media Manager, I knew the stars had aligned.
See, I love pop culture.
And I love social media.
I have a strong opinion on the "jif"/"gif" debate.
I consider it a personal low point if I can’t use a Kanye, Beyonce, or Michelle Tanner .gif in at least one work-related email a day.
That said, I am a consummate professional.
And I am a perfectionist.
I am community oriented.
Do I like (heh) Facebook?
I am not afraid of what lurketh in Tumblr's waters.
And I will work tirelessly to write the best copy possible for the Late Night team.
I am also an awesome team player.
I will work nights!
And weekends!
I can be on call whenever and wherever you need me!
I can live-tweet as needed!
I am well-versed in SEO and CMS best practices; can analyze Google analytics and Facebook Insights; and understand how to populate statistics, respond to metrics in real time, and research and implement data in both short term and long term projects.
And so I am willing...
Nay, EAGER...
... to serve as a social media ambassador and steward for this shining beacon of television excellence.
XOXO, hiremesethmeyers dot gmail dot com.